Bro Why Did You Censor The Snake's Cloaca On The Snake Anatomy Post??? It's A Snake?

a meeting of creatures…

Fcuk yeah. Love boob bird. Grouses (grouse?? grise??) in general are so awesome. Greater prairie chicken my beloved

Greater sage-grouse (Centrocercus urophasianus)

People who go crazy over the blue footed booby’s name wouldn’t be able to survive the dickcissel. Wait til they hear about the tufted titmouse. Perhaps even the Andean cock-of-the-rock.

They cannot handle the great tit

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

I never know when a new BSD chapter's coming out btw, I just open Tumblr and find my mutuals and the entire Bungou Stray Dogs tag screaming.

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

vic michaelis, the madlad that you are

Hmmmm

PROFESSOR SYCAMORE DID YOU FUCK MY MOM

very important redraw for my silly life

ref