People Are So Stupid About Snakes. If There's A Little Black Racer Chilling Outside Just Leave It Alone,

I wish we could teach each other how to love the way we can teach animals that aren’t supposed to be able to feel it.

THE CAKE WAS TRUE

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I can never leave Tumblr because after years of sporadic therapy utterly failed to even approach the core of my problem some random tumblr user was like “I processed my trauma by writing a 10,000 word work of filthy fanfic erotica” and I was like “fuck it I’ve tried everything else” and now I’m 17 chapters and 20,000 words deep into an unpublishable work of obscenity and after careful literary analysis with one of the Beloved Mutuals I have come to some Terrible Revelations about my childhood and may now continue the process of Healing. Where else am I supposed to get this kind of experience. Who does this. Why are we like this. I’m never leaving. I love y’all.

Hmmmm

PROFESSOR SYCAMORE DID YOU FUCK MY MOM

Big year for snakes.

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

awkward helicopter ride back home

EXTREMELY funny Chuuya frame in retrospect