So Real So Fact So Truthful

i think one of my favorite underutilized traits about cassandra is that she canonically talks with a very noticeable mix of slang (and most likely a slight accent). she learned a lot about talking and words from listening to others (predominantly gotham citizens, who talk with a lot of slang and a noticeable accent) AND by listening to crappy romance reality shows on tv. she uses “i dunno” “ya bet!” (or just an over abundance of ‘ya’) outdated slang (like cutie patootie, ‘he was totally hot for me..’ etc)

anyways like. imagine being ambushed by an actual gothic nightmare come to life, it is completely indistinguishable against the awful gotham night, its whole face is concealed, nothing to even indicate it could be human….and then it goes “haha that was totes lame loser” in a horribly exaggerated hollywood-esque voice. like we’re missing out on so much here

Tim drake outed as #1 nightwing fan

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Bart: Hey, Kon, doesn’t that guy remind you of Robin?

Kon: No way! Robin would never do something as geeky as wearing superhero merch! And aren’t him and Nightwing like siblings anyways?

Annndd another one thank you :p

bruce wayne posted this i think

in 2004 bruce wayne watches joel schumacher's the phantom of the opera...

he immediately goes home to practice flourishing his cape, and orders 1000 candles and a canal boat. He also vows to protect gotham - his beautiful, dramatic, campy gothic city - from becoming anything like the neo-futuristic eyesore that is metropolis.

also, ever since then, when he's feeling particularly melodramatic, he'll play the title song, and sing the "dun dun dun"s as "nuh nuh nuh"s, imagining it's his theme song.

Timkon my heart

Jason and Damien meet for the first time, inspired by Uncle Buck. If you remember this movie: 10 bonus points!

Damien: Where do you live? Jason: In the city. Damien: You have a house? Jason: Apartment. Damien: Own or rent? Jason: Rent. Damien: What do you do for a living? Jason: Lots of things. Damien: Where's your office? Jason: I don't have one. Damien: How come? Jason: I don't need one. Damien: Where's your wife? Jason: Don't have one. Damien: How come? Jason: It's a long story. Damien: You have kids? Jason: No I don't. Damien: How come? Jason: It's an even longer story. Damien: Are you my brother? Jason: What's your record for consecutive questions asked? Damien: 38. Jason: I'm your brother alright. Damien: You seem just as traumatized as my father. Jason: Thank you for noticing. Damien: I’m a kid, that’s my job.

this just made me realise i spelt nickel wrong and i have never been so embarrassed, i'm sorry but i'm british and i just copied the original post 💀💀

Inspired by This Post i saw earlier <3

@lucifers-favorite-child @vinelark

i always draw kon with piercings - this is exactly what i think about every time i do so, and then i have a little giggle to myself about it

seeing art of Kon with piercings makes me imagine Tim trying to create a kryptonite piercing gun of sorts. I know that is probably not how it happened but it would be so fucking funny.

Bruce sees this and thinks Tim is trying to create a device as a contingency, but he doesn't want to tell his son that he already has several contingencies and ruin his fun, so he lets him be.

me reading 90s robin comic: 😁👍

me seeing Dixon | Johnson | Smith: 🤩🥳😚🫶🙆🏻💟

bob smith just drew him so slayfully