A Twitter Thread That Actually Killed Me

I love these little freaks

chicken choice judy debut album ♫ !

can be found at the bottom of a stack of records owned by your weird gay uncle near you

(my personal ccj hc is that ryan and min would have a little “business man and rocker” schtick going on 💥💥)

(and their music would be weird as hell dreamy sigh . with ryan and min-gi canonically liking yellow magic orchestra and david bowie and also being little freaks themselves)

I would pay money to see this guys kinlist

INCREDIBLE GIVE ME TWENTY MORE

I guess the guy likes musicals now

with emma version on the bottom!

Will I ever be able to do anything without feeling immense guilt that I'm not doing something else

hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

alright lets try this horny posting thing. hello everyone how are you today

YOU'RE 5'3"? I COULD FIT YOU IN MY FUCKING POCKET?

NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T

the wicked movie teaches important moral lessons like "be bisexual in college" and "don't trust politicians" and "if you push someone who's in a wheelchair without their permission, someone might throw a bench at your head with their mind"

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!!! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON!!!!!

unoriginal joke