Pov You Are The Armorer

i was so scared for him

"There is just one person inside my head. One person I can't stop thinking about. It's you." - "Testone", 2016 by Andrea Salvatori

sometimes babygirl is an almost 48 year old chilean actor

domestic

pixel dilfs gotta be my fav gender

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

me after reanimating the corpse of tolkien: so later on in the show, galadriel’s new bestie, halbrand, is revealed to be sauron, which kind of erases celebrimbor as a character and his contribution to the main conflict

tolkien: that’s what you’re worried about when two of the beatles are still living? go finish the job

I posted this on twitter and it got almost 200k likes so I guess that means I’m legally required to post this here too

That de-escalated quickly

Me looking for fan fictions but instead I get flashed by sex bot ads under the same tag