Me Looking For Fan Fictions But Instead I Get Flashed By Sex Bot Ads Under The Same Tag

I posted this on twitter and it got almost 200k likes so I guess that means I’m legally required to post this here too

who knew there’s room service on the astral plane?

Saw this and knew what I had to do sooo here’s a late night doodle smooches

Rest in peace Hosea you would’ve loved being a Facebook mom

Mother Whale's Funeral

I'm not just a bitch, I'm a bitch with a backstory

@snakes.n.roses on Instagram ♡

There are so many beautiful takes on Sunrise on the Reaping but I couldn’t help laughing my ass off when Snow is talking to Haymitch about Lucy Grey bc it’s soooooooo INSANE??? Imagine you are fifty years old and the DICTATOR of a nation. You routinely poison your enemies to stay in power and manipulate the media. And in your free time you decide to bully a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD BOY not because you think he’s going effect your public perception but because he’s dating a girl WHO IS ALSO SIXTEEN, that reminds you of your ex girlfriend???? Goes to show u that once u fumble a bad bitch u never recover

Met hozier & he told my Irish speaking friend that his favorite Gaelic word is Bóín Dé literally meaning ‘God’s tiny cow’ or, in English, ‘ladybug.’ Just thought you should all know.

That’s his dad!!

Finché l'uomo continuerà a cagare il cazzo alla Natura, la Natura sarà ben lieta di cagare il cazzo all'uomo

~Barbascura