Dear Apparently Extant People Who Are Calling Aziraphale And Crowley Queerbaiting:

dear apparently extant people who are calling Aziraphale and Crowley queerbaiting:

If one of them had been a woman, there would be no question from ANYONE that they’re in love

there is not a single solitary “no homo” moment - p much every instance of queerbaiting will have at least one

ok so they didn’t kiss?  like… this wasn’t a ROMANTIC COMEDY, y’all, the romance was a subplot and a very pointedly done one.  They added OODLES of content between the two of them that wasn’t in the books, that - if it were, again, a straight couple - would be heralded as “clearly the development of a romance”, and on top of that why do angels and demons have to be sexual to be romantic?  Like, fuck off with that.

just because they call each other “best friends” does not mean their relationship is 100% platonic holy shit your idea of relationships is actually scaring me, my wife is my Best Fucking Friend, and yeah sure I would call her my wife before calling her my best friend, but I also haven’t spent 6,000 years pretending to everyone but her that I wasn’t even FRIENDS with her, let alone in love with her, so maybe you can take into consideration the fact that acknowledging the friendship was just as - if not moreso - important as the fact they’re in love, given context?

I just.

What the fuck show did you WATCH????