Pov You’re On Tumblr For Halloween:

Yes I have a crush on a barista from the coffeshop near my dorm yes I go there everyday trying to figure out his shifts yes he's been out for a week yes I am miserable

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting

Just for those who don't know

Sad songs are not for making you feel sad

Sad songs are for making you cry when you're hurting because of something else

It's your chance to squeeze out those tears when your body refuses to just let go of the pain

I think I lost the ability to form full sentences during this quarantine

i hate having to like…………….. articulate my ideas

Mr. Collins : Marry me, Elizabeth!

Elizabeth : Dude no-

Mr. Collins : I will wait for your answer

Elizabeth : My answer is-

Mr. Collins : It is not uncommon for women to reject the man because they want them to try harder next time

Elizabeth : I LITERALLY JUST SAID NO-

Mr. Collins : I will ask you again later

Elizabeth : You don't need to I just said no (and call me a delicate female again I will bitch slap your whiny ass)

Mr. Collins : Oh, you're so charming I know your parents will accept

Elizabeth : *flips the table*

Oftentimes it is the only thing that helps me get out of bed in the morning

im always looking forward to breakfast and coffee, even after I have my breakfast and coffee I’m excited for the next day’s breakfast and coffee

Road trip aesthetics when you're underage

* Stopping at the gas station and buying incredibly overpriced granola bars because you're a stupid lazy fuck who left all the snacks at home

* Struggling with the seat belt

* Having no data in the middle of the woods

* Fighting with your father for the right to pick the music (and losing eventually)

* Numb ass

* Trying to concentrate on reading but failing

* Begging your father to stop in the meadow so you could run through the grass but not getting permission to do it

* Akward silence for 3+ hours

* Dehydration though you brought water

Here’s a playlist of my favorite Russian music for y’all who want to get a taste of another culture and try something new and beautiful

People wearing plain t-shirts to special occasions is my kink