God Dammit I Wanna Learn Archery

Me having watched half of Stranger things 3 and trying not to spoil anything to my friends and not to stumble upon any spoilers online at the same time

It pains me to see that the judge from hell fandom is relatively small here on tumblr

The show is straight up tumblr crowd's alley - it has a sassy morally gray female character, a sad wet loser boy love interest, a team of silly goofy demons

Way more people should be posting about the judge from hell. Let's get that second season y'all

Do you remember that time when you could just...

touch your face in public and not fear death?

Yeah me neither

one day im watching a yt short of two thai actors jerking each other off against a bathroom mirror and the next day im learning thai and looking for student exchange opportunities in bangkok 

How do you call a sexuality when most of the time when you see an attractive person you feel too tired to be attracted to them?

Uther: You show him [Arthur] the most extraordinary loyalty

Merlin: That is my job, sire

Uther: Beyond the line of duty

Merlin: Well, you could say there's a bond between us.

Uther, looking at him knowingly: I'm glad. Look after him

ARTHUR'S FATHER SAID GAY RIGHTS

A Ravenclaw is a kind of person who reads in trams to avoid people communicating with him

Sorry, right number

Is how I'm gonna reply to anyone who picks up the phone when I call them and then immediately hang up

Is there anyone who still watches riverdale unironically?

I don't believe it. We all do it to have a good laugh

P. S. Seriously a fUckInG rOckEt??

I WAS NOT READY FOR THE FIRST SEVEN MINUTES OF THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SEASON 2

THEY HAD NO RIGHT

I'M A BISEXUAL I'M IN DANGER