Daniel Sloss Vibes

People horrifically fucking up facts about evolution and genetics too support their stupid beliefs or to seem smart and “rational” is probably one of my big pet peeves 

Another episode of "I can't believe how stupid I am"

I clicked on "Community" on Amazon Prime Video and I clicked on the "repilot" and I thought it wad some meta-humour I was promised

But

I just

Started watching the show

From its last season

My dear god I'm dense

On one hand, I haven't had an anxiety attack in a month and a half. On the other hand, I literally couldn't get out of bed for a whole week bc shit was too heavy.

is anybody else in that weird state where quarantine is a blessing for half of you and your mental state and the other half of you and your mental state is being completely obliterated and destroyed. bc same

I am so pissed off that every single tumblr playlist is on spotify and it's not available in my country

Entering your Productive™ phase for exactly 24 minutes a day, if you miss it, you're screwed

Adding 3848037 new books to your list, never finishing any

Getting interested in something and then dropping it 2 hours later

Trying to organize a study group with your friends but your meetings turn into heated discussions about the futility of getting a degree

Putting off your hw to the next morning on the condition that you wake up earlier - you never do

Modern chaotic academia things:

(think dark academia minus the grace)

Coffee and cigarettes for breakfast

That hazy, grey sky, empty city feeling you only get when you're unwilling awake at 5:30 am

Being pulled aside by your teacher cos the last paper assignment you handed in smelt of weed

TEA AND COFFEE STAINS EVERYWHERE

Hurriedly doing your homework/coursework that's due in 30 minutes on the train to school

Experimenting with strange sleep patterns to see if it helps you study

Spending more time taking dark academia aesthetic photos than actually working on said academia

It is impossible to work without a podcast or lofi hip hop in the background

Or without listening to the accompaniment music to your favourite musical theatre songs

Buying and stockpiling ultra sour/spicy food to keep you awake

Being able to locate your nearest bizzaar shop with frightening accuracy and making after-school trips there

Believing more in your good luck charms and crystals than your actual ability for exams

W H I S K E Y

Memorising strange Latin phrases solely because they sound thought provoking when translated

Hyperfocusing on work at 1 am

Commuting around the city with either electronic or rock music BLARING in your headphones but listening to quiet podcasts when you're alone in your room

Blowing off your studies to go out with friends but taking a book because you feel guilty

An OBSESSION with succulents

Please stop buying succulents

Trying to rock the 'office chic blouse/dress shirt with black tie' look but it ends up looking so crumpled you ressemble an actual office worker at the end of their shift

Changing the settings on your phone to try and immerse yourself in your new language, failing spectacularly and having no idea how to change it back

The above but when your keyboard settings start glitching and your texts are punctuated by nonsense from another languらたの、

Every book you own has creased pages, most of which are your doing

Going on midnight walks to clear your mind but you're instead worried you're gonna get stabbed on said walk

Memeing with teachers to the point your relationship with them feels awkward and skewed

You are the mother of at least 50 smaller school children and you know about all their problems

And my favourite:

Procrastinating by learning how to elegantly draw a curve in calculus instead of doing your calculus homework

Feel free to continue the list - I'll come back and add more if I think of any new ones.

I think that Jack Howard is one of those people everybody should be attracted to

Regardless of their gender and sexuality

Just look at him

Look at how gorgeous this person is

And in addition he's hilarious and has a nice voice

Hey @jackhoward how's life

I had no fucking idea how gay the show "Merlin" is

Yes I have a crush on a barista from the coffeshop near my dorm yes I go there everyday trying to figure out his shifts yes he's been out for a week yes I am miserable

I'll never love any man more than I love Daniel Sloss and his incredible comedy and intelligence

Seriously, I can't stress this enough - go and fucking watch his latest show (and previous ones).

It pains me to see that the judge from hell fandom is relatively small here on tumblr

The show is straight up tumblr crowd's alley - it has a sassy morally gray female character, a sad wet loser boy love interest, a team of silly goofy demons

Way more people should be posting about the judge from hell. Let's get that second season y'all