Yall We As A Fandom Are Losing Our Shit

Crowley screaming "somebody killed my best friend" is heartbreaking

I wish my life were a quick and aesthetically pleasing montage to a cool soundtrack

Like I want to live in a feel-good Hollywood movie not a fucking indie

Donna Tartt really just left her only female character (okay there's Judy but Judy's just background noise) underdeveloped and gave the gay character the most miserable ending and we're all okay with it? How come?

Watching the first episode of the Magicians

That is some american high-school Hogwarts crap people

A little comparison...

Platonic hand kiss:

Not-remotely-platonic hand kiss:

This is the best piece of Tumblr writing hands down

My favourite, favourite, favourite thing in The Heart Killers is watching Fadel watching Style. Fadel is so far gone, he is so deeply, irreconcilably down the rabbit hole of love with this insane bubblegum pink ferret and the way he just watches him with a combination of confusion, fascination, anger and utter helplessness, either completely in denial of his feelings or, the other devastating option, guard completely down, a puddle of vulnerability watching this care bear on acid with tenderness and love and still that lingering fear and desperation, the way that all plays out on Fadel’s face is just wonderful.

And the kicker is while Fadel is going through this entire journey, you go wide screen to see what he’s seeing and it’s Style, the human equivalent of a runaway hamster in one of those plastic balls, rolling around in a crop top squawking. This. This is your man Fadel. This is your beloved. The court jester jingle jangling his bells and tap dancing. That’s him. That’s the source of your pain and confusion and lust and love and your peril and your desire and your hope and your future. Jingle jangle.

Her:stalks me on social media, friends me, likes my every single photo and the oldest posts, texts me first, and opens her private insta

Me: is she gay though

I can't believe I didn't pick up on it in the first episode but Mew is such a proficient manipulator for someone so young and inexperienced. He likes having control, and I'm surprised Top is actually sticking around. He must be so sure of himself his confidence makes him blind to Mew's tricks. Either that or it makes the challenge more interesting and the conquest more gratifying for him, so he's just waiting to take the trophy home.

Oh, look, it’s Henry Winter.

A Ravenclaw is a kind of person who reads in trams to avoid people communicating with him