Henry: I don't understand why people like sleeping so much.
Jacob: It's a free trial of death.
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Back to uni like
@isle-of-hot-ass-men this took way too long but it is finally here!
(”There” is the cementery just to let you know)
I did not do anything for Desmond’s birthday and then I got this ask and I made it into angst, sorry.
Get Photoshop away from me
the kenway trio going camping what could go wrong
YES
honestly? I haven’t been the same since I saw these at 8.41am this good morning
Episode: *starts*
Me: Where is Cas is he alright where is he what is he doing why isn't he on screen like last episode he wasn't there either I want Cas Castiel where are you come back look at the camera Castiel CAAAAS
Charles: How was the mission, sir? Are your hands okay?
Haytham: Things became rather messy. Went well though.
Charles: Well you deserve a break sir. Here’s some sandwiches for lunch.
Haytham: Thank you, Charles.
Connor: Father…
Connor: Looks like a pile of dead bodies had been gathered at the docks.
Connor: No one has seen the murderer. But I saw you. I guess…
Connor: You could say you got caught red handed.
Connor: Owww.
Connor: You just gave me a…
Connor: Knuckle Sandwich.
Ziio: How could this happen… What are you doing?
Haytham: Lighting a bomb…
Ziio: HAYTHAM NO!
Sef: Why does mom wear makeup?
Altaïr: To look pretty.
Sef: But she’s already pretty.
Altaïr: Aww.
Sef: Dad, you should wear makeup.