These Aren't Pee Dots. They've Got Nothing To Do With Piss. These Are Calico Cut Pants.

these aren't pee dots. they've got nothing to do with piss. these are calico cut pants.

I can tell from the pattern of pee dots on your corduroys that you are a goal minded INTJ

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2 months ago

Oh, and by the way, that Supreme Court ruling is where that Harry Potter money goes.

5 months ago

Help us, my children are eating tree leaves because there is no flour 😭😭

Help Us, My Children Are Eating Tree Leaves Because There Is No Flour 😭😭

Help Us, My Children Are Eating Tree Leaves Because There Is No Flour 😭😭

For the fifth day in a row, we cannot provide bread The price of bread has become fifty times its price a month ago.

The price of a bag was 5€. Today, the price of a bag is 500€.

During the crowding at the bakeries, 3 women were killed as a result of the stampede, and a week ago also 3 women were killed.

My family is asking you to help them save on bread.🙏

Vetted by: @gazavetters , my number verified on the list is ( #1 )

@90-ghost

7 months ago

"im gonna kill myself" [remembers that suicide jokes scare my loved ones] "and im taking you with me!"

4 months ago

Laboring in my laboratory wearing my white coat and long black nitrile gloves with white hair standing on end locked tf in all mad and scientistc in the eerie glow with my beakers and baubles beeping maschines and pages of scrawled notes strewn about and you think I'm creating life or building a bioweapon but in fact I'm just passing a glowing green solenoid back and forth between flasks watching with fascination because I'm off some strong as fuck acid and a couple gas station gummies to boot

6 months ago

Urgent help 🙏 📣

I stand on the rubble of our home, but my heart is filled with hope. I need your help to leave Gaza and complete my education to build my future. Every donation, no matter how small, will help me achieve my dream. Join us on a journey of rebuilding

GoFundMe link: https://gofund.me/463cbf01

Thank you for your support. Every bit of your kindness means so much to me 💔

My campaign has been vetted by:

1-@beesandwatermelon here #190 link here

2- @gazavetters

Shared by :

1- @a-shade-of-blue here

2- @dlxxv-vetted-donations here

Urgent Help 🙏 📣
Donate to Help Mahmoud and his family escape Gaza & continue education, organized by Renee Hassert
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7 months ago

The Five Fingers of Frankenstein

Sample credits: Saturn Paul, cybah.music, TheZachMichael

11 months ago

Did you know that there are entire complex ecosystems that thrive in mountains of guano? A whole interconnected food web of predators, prey, scavengers, etc. Generations upon generations of living beings who spend their lives in or on a massive pile of bat feces.

How does a creature like that interpret the existence of bats? These beings who live far above their world, coming and going as they please through realms unknowable. Witnessing wonders they can hardly imagine. Casting down blessings from on high. A bat must be a divine thing to them.

But on the rare occasion that a bat slips from the roof of the cave and gets stuck in the guano, they get consumed almost immediately. Without even a second thought. Not the slightest hint of reverence or graditude.

what I'm trying to say is that if God ever falls from heaven we should eat him

6 months ago

Support My Family Journey to Safety and Peace

🚨Urgent Appeal 🚨

My name is Jaber Al-Haj. I am from Gaza, married to my wife, Menna, and we have a little son named Hashim, who is less than two years old. Like any Palestinian family, we dreamed of a simple and stable life. But the recent war turned our lives upside down. The sounds of explosions never left us, and fear has become part of our daily existence. My son Hashim suffers from health problems that urgently require treatment, but the war has destroyed everything, including the healthcare system, making access to necessary medical care nearly impossible. With each passing day, our suffering deepens, and the fear for Hashim’s health and future consumes me.

Support My Family Journey To Safety And Peace

Alongside my small family, I used to work with my brothers, Aboud and Bilal, on our joint project—a small lab for producing essential household cleaning products. We started this project with modest resources, dreaming that it would become a source of income to support us and provide job opportunities for our community. But the war left us with nothing. Our lab, which was once filled with life and hard work, was reduced to rubble under the bombardment. We lost our equipment, our livelihood, and with it, a part of our dreams for the future.

Support My Family Journey To Safety And Peace
Support My Family Journey To Safety And Peace
Support My Family Journey To Safety And Peace
Support My Family Journey To Safety And Peace
Support My Family Journey To Safety And Peace

Even our home, our only refuge, did not escape the destruction. It was severely damaged and is now uninhabitable. We were forced to flee and live in a tent under harsh conditions unfit for human life. The cold, the heat, the lack of resources, and the absence of privacy have made life nearly unbearable. We try to cope, but every day brings new challenges and suffering.

Support My Family Journey To Safety And Peace
Support My Family Journey To Safety And Peace
Support My Family Journey To Safety And Peace
Support My Family Journey To Safety And Peace

Today, what worries me the most is my son Hashim's condition. His health is deteriorating, and he desperately needs treatment abroad. However, under the circumstances we’re living in, I lack the means to secure his travel and medical expenses. As a father, there is nothing more heartbreaking than watching my child suffer while being unable to help him.

Support My Family Journey To Safety And Peace
Support My Family Journey To Safety And Peace

This campaign is a lifeline for my family in our darkest hour. With your generosity, we can bring hope back into our lives and secure a better future for my son, Hashim. Every contribution, no matter how small, makes a world of difference.

Please support us through the links below:

👉Donation link

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Thank you for standing with us and helping us through this difficult time. Your kindness means more than words can express.

With heartfelt gratitude, Jaber AlHaj

✅ My Campaign ✅ 🔍Vetted by @90-ghost here 🔍Vetted by association in this post

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5 months ago

US popular culture is so putrid right now. Some of it just feels like a return of the Bush era (skincrawling megachurch tone to pop music, moral panics about gender norms, huge dumbass trucks and SUVs, ubiquitous casual use of "retard," etc.), but some of it is new, and makes the 2004 revival feel stupider, more grotesque: the endless scrolling vertical video, gambling on your phone, etc.

3 months ago

What Strength Really Means 💪

Hey everyone, my name is Abdelmajed. I don’t usually talk much about myself, but today, I want to share a little piece of my story.

What Strength Really Means 💪

I was born and raised in Gaza, a place that has always been my home 🏡. I grew up surrounded by my family, my friends, and the streets that I knew like the back of my hand. Life wasn’t always easy, but we had love, laughter, and dreams. I used to think that no matter what happened, home would always be here. But life has a way of changing things in ways we never expect.

Over the past months, everything I once knew has disappeared. The streets that were once filled with children playing are now silent. The houses that held so many memories are now just rubble. And the people I loved—some of them are gone forever. 💔

And I'm now waiting to be Vetted by @gazavetters 🙏

Help Abdelmajed Escape Gaza and Rebuild His Life
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My name is Abdelmajed, and I am a survivor of the war in Gaza. Everything I once knew has been taken away—my home, my safety, and the people
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