I Hear The Sound Effect That Plays When You Share Healing When I Look At This Comic. Kirby’s Allies

If magolor used his profits from the clash games to fund his amusement park, did the person who collected his payment create a wildly successful juice company?

Even More Items & Flavor Text (Miscellaneous):

Token-booster Lore:

A small jar with two tokens visible inside. It looks too sturdy to open, but maybe a powerful foe can help...

Anti-Fear Lore:

A mischievous little juicebox. The branding claims the flavor to be “abble joos” and is unfortunately very vague about its manufacturing. Happy customers claim that, by drinking it, they are filled with a courage that knows no fear.

Instant-damage Lore:

A beautiful throwable dart marked with the sigil of a master craftsman: its many edges scatter the light like a mirrored prism. Reliably made, this dart guarantees a little bit of damage against a powerful foe when taking their challenge.

Anti-Drenched Lore:

A soft & comfy towel: provided by the tournament facilities for a small fee. It’s so absorbent, it can wipe away any spill that all other towels would ordinarily still leave Drenched.

As someone who woke up and immediately assumed the identity of April’s Fool yesterday by falling on my butt going down the stairs RIGHT AFTER WAKING UP TO PEE IN THE MORNING: I feel seen by these goofballs

Happy Fools in April! :D

Real talk, I made this big post about why I took a break from tumblr: it was a heartfelt story about my cat (childhood companion) who passed away in April.

Accidentally deleted it in my drafts.

So I’ve got the steam kicked out of me rn, but I will be posting an overdue art comm I got just before shit hit the fan. I just, need a smidge cuz that defeat suuuucks.

Overall though, I’m on the other side so more cool stuff soon

Huge shoutouts to @torchrandom for this piece! They offered to make this piece early in April as part of a special event related to the beta test in the @kirby-oc-fighting-tournament discord server. Unfortunately, it’s been done and in my possession for weeks. I just haven’t posted it for… reasons. But look!

Here she is! It’s (human? Mii? Definitely a people) Shelly!! Here is the short queen herself, excited to tidy up and have fun. The artist kept the dialogue open during the creative process, and I made sure to answer any questions they had regarding the request.

I am very happy with the way she turned out and I hope you all enjoy this human-y take on our very own noodle lass: done in the artstyle of one of the hardworking helpers of the Kirby OC Fighting Tournament community, @torchrandom

Behold! My Shelly. A blorbo that I can’t quite seem to shake free from. She’s an assertive, sign-spoken tentacle first thought up in a Splatoon AU, but I’ve found that the idea of a character that is literally an elastic noodle fits almost everywhere. Shelly’s current hobby is janitorial duty between bouts at fighting arenas; and while she doesn’t usually make the messes that she cleans, she’s not afraid to mop the floor with someone’s face.

This had me cackling like an 80s evil cartoon wizard

Are they dating?

Worse they’re stupid

Day 268 🎪

So spiteful. So passionate. And I know you enjoy pescatarian dining. The sins of the f(i)sh are tender(s)

My thoughts on this fish cunt is fervently complicated.

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

I’d tip him for his outstanding works, but does he take tips? He seems to get great benefits already!