beef-chuck

Latest Posts by beef-chuck

So spiteful. So passionate. And I know you enjoy pescatarian dining. The sins of the f(i)sh are tender(s)

My thoughts on this fish cunt is fervently complicated.

Beautiful ✨tan lines✨

I think the answer is yes

Poor birb never takes her mask off her skin has paled from no sun exposure

My mans definitely needs that pick-me-up. Adorable bebe

spending his bounteous inheritance

Original photo credit: Pygmy Falcon chick at the San Antonio Zoo

I agree with him on this. I legit made a “Godzilla had a stroke reading this” meme the moment I saw the boss name appear.

He can't fucking spell

“So you’re telling me-”

Fish the

You've been turned into an animal

Spin the wheel to find out which

Chat, will I be able to complete my 80+ sketches of Meta Knight?

Yeah guys! Time to continue working on my Galacta drawings while I eat this hamburger (bun only) my grandma gave me :D

Huge shoutouts to @torchrandom for this piece! They offered to make this piece early in April as part of a special event related to the beta test in the @kirby-oc-fighting-tournament discord server. Unfortunately, it’s been done and in my possession for weeks. I just haven’t posted it for… reasons. But look!

Here she is! It’s (human? Mii? Definitely a people) Shelly!! Here is the short queen herself, excited to tidy up and have fun. The artist kept the dialogue open during the creative process, and I made sure to answer any questions they had regarding the request.

I am very happy with the way she turned out and I hope you all enjoy this human-y take on our very own noodle lass: done in the artstyle of one of the hardworking helpers of the Kirby OC Fighting Tournament community, @torchrandom

Morpho out here looking so pettable.

Isn't the butterfly precious~? 🦋

Probably your Morpho Knight. Definitely not my Morpho tho. Bro is a full blown interdimensional, insectoid cosmic-horror at this point

Who would make the best pet? Meta, Dark Meta, Galacta, or Morpho?

It is a true gift to behold ✨The She-Devil✨

LRK stealth/assassin armor idea. She can't be going around killing people in her bright gold armor now can she? With this she can much easier hide in the shadows and strike when an opportunity opens.

She hides the red of her feathers with waterproof makeup. The glow of her eyes is hidden behind her visor. Her mask can communicate with her headquarters back home and offters a basic display she uses for assistance on various tasks. Her armor is light and offers to muffle her movements. She still uses her sword as her main method of terminating targets, along with the help of wind and momentum. Think of the strike of a peregrine falcon.

After the kill she may leave a calling card or take the victim's head. She wants the head to leave as an offering for another venture.

The JamBastard is gonna JamBust-it-down sexual style

I have no idea what possessed me to draw this

Real talk, I made this big post about why I took a break from tumblr: it was a heartfelt story about my cat (childhood companion) who passed away in April.

Accidentally deleted it in my drafts.

So I’ve got the steam kicked out of me rn, but I will be posting an overdue art comm I got just before shit hit the fan. I just, need a smidge cuz that defeat suuuucks.

Overall though, I’m on the other side so more cool stuff soon

Or…

Not enough pool wyatur

drank too much pool watere

I need some “doot”s to start my day right

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Nah, the best counterattack to all their preconceptions, or predictions; lasers, rays, force-fields, bombs; whatever they got:

Those alien conquerors won’t know what to do when they’re getting battered and bruised by at least 8 feet of aluminum or fiberglass.

Imagine coming from across space to an alien planet, bringing your best commanding fleet in close to bring new glory to your home planet. You announce your intentions to the world and send your armies to the surface.

Then they start lining up to form ranks in the streets. Their cavalry are on scissor lifts, spearmen using 25 foot extension ladders, all of them armed with stools and guarding with stepladders.

You shit yourself in confusion.

Your men are called back: beaten senseless and begging for some semblance of sanity. But the savages do not relent. They chase after your men and board your warships using the most cunning of implements.

Invaders never stood a chance

And for today's hypothetical question, if aliens were going to invade us, do you think they'd be immune to all our attacks, or do you think they'd have anticipated everything but simpler weaponry

Like do you think they'd have actually studied up on how best to deal with their conquer targets or do they just assume all worlds have psychic powers, laser-based weaponry, elemental control, things like that

Almond Cluster. F. Big sad.

Everything else is S

Cherry Cordial took my virginity, and I don’t ever want to go back.

I will die on this hill happier than all of you combined 😈

I'm disqualifying the peanut butter chocolate due to my peanut allergy. Out of the rest the cherry cordial is easily the worst.

As someone who woke up and immediately assumed the identity of April’s Fool yesterday by falling on my butt going down the stairs RIGHT AFTER WAKING UP TO PEE IN THE MORNING: I feel seen by these goofballs

Happy Fools in April! :D

I dunno. If I end up pulling, I can’t promise I won’t try to pull a maneuver like this:

Heck, I’ll probably try this too:

Will you allow yourself to be subjected to Meta's cringe?

Will you allow yourself to be subjected to Meta's cringe?

Even more toe beans :3c

Truly a blessing found among furry critters

Elfilin design!

As someone both with a history playing the saxophone, and a love of shitposts, the jazz-extinguisher is one of the best memes I’ve come across on the internet. I will never not hear the most soulful sax solo each time I find a new one.

i was blessed with a sudden motivation

and un-motion-blurred because i love himb

@universe-4162 pspsps

A little piece I worked on for my little Shelly. (Major inspiration came from discord pfp formatting)

Here is a Shelly who has become wise in the ways of the broom

The inspiration behind the little bandana is the Clean copy ability. She got so good at being a janitor, that she earned the powers of a broom hatter (The ally wears a bandana on its head). Now, she can pull all sorts of cleaning tools from inside her shell, and sweep up any mess: even flames and fissures! :3c

One of my first blorbos. No, I think my boy here is my very first blorbo that I gave a story to. To most everyone here, meet Morningstar for the very actual first time. I’ve never had enough faith in my artistic ability but I was finally able to bring him to life thanks to a paid commission to @lostsoulau-ask who was kind enough to work with me on this project. In-depth loreigins are something I do intend to post, albeit separately, but the gist of this blorbo is he is the leader of an oc race that had lost the primordial struggle between the evolving squid and octopus based on the nautilus cephalopod. They retreated back to the sea and, as time passed, were forced from their home and had to seek refuge in the sewers and abandoned tunnels of Kamabo Co’s deep sea metro. With the divergence of their evolution, they still evolved a human form, but without any adaptation to ink instead of water. Once again, huge shout out to @lostsoulau-ask for letting me see my son

God I hate how it’s taken me months to get a grip on using tumblr, but this juicy lore is a spectacular read on a lazy Sunday afternoon

Some Mirror World headcanons with Lady Radiant Knight ✨️

Warning for minor blood!

Casually drops some hc lore sprinkled with some LRK lore as well. Avian repeatedly says she's sorry for, well, killing LRK and sending her back to the mirror world, but LRK will not forgive this for a long time. Despite the things she's done in her past too.

Please note that although this does depict Spectre in the event he is shattered, in his actual timeline he is spared from experiencing such an awful event. DMK though, that dude's probably been shattered many, many times.

A beautiful rendering of internal conflict and the dilemma some parents struggle with in unfortunate circumstances. Also compliments to the artist on making a face with few features absolutely ✨stunning✨

TW: This story implies dark themes such as domestic abuse and infanticide

Page 5 | Page 6 | Page 7

Here's where the "implied" comes in. What to do what to do...

I love her, and feel like there aren’t enough Waddle Dee variants. There are never enough. And I shall yoink the term “jambastard” and add it to my daily lexicon. Thank you for appearing on my feed🙏

Got bored, made a Kirby OC

Her name is Exorsist Waddle Dee, hired shortly after Forgotten Land as Dedede's personal exorsist for obvious reasons.

She's mildly deranged because of her profession + being friends with the Jambastard/aff {Hyness}, and she really likes bugs

More info {I did a rough draft on paper first before I did it digitally}

Definitely on-brand for Luz