@universe-4162 Pspsps

100 Percent fam!

reblog if you think aros and aces (or anyone on the aroace spectrum) are queer

trying to prove something to my mother ^^

Meta Knight says hi to you. Rb to let him say hi to your mutuals

As someone who woke up and immediately assumed the identity of April’s Fool yesterday by falling on my butt going down the stairs RIGHT AFTER WAKING UP TO PEE IN THE MORNING: I feel seen by these goofballs

Happy Fools in April! :D

Morpho out here looking so pettable.

Isn't the butterfly precious~? 🦋

I agree with him on this. I legit made a “Godzilla had a stroke reading this” meme the moment I saw the boss name appear.

He can't fucking spell

Chat, will I be able to complete my 80+ sketches of Meta Knight?

So spiteful. So passionate. And I know you enjoy pescatarian dining. The sins of the f(i)sh are tender(s)

My thoughts on this fish cunt is fervently complicated.

I just know that if Joltz existed in our world in the same capacity they do here, I know a few names of people who would need to enter a 12-step program pretty quickly because of them. Comment or reblog by tagging any of your mutuals who might like sour a little too much!

@universe-4162

Even More Flavor Text for Items:

Anti-Blind Lore:

Dark shades that make the wearer one of the coolest people to exist. So cool, in fact, that not even the sun could manage to blind them.

Anti-Burn Lore:

A perfectly chilled and refreshing bottle of water: provided by the tournament facilities for a small fee. It’s so refreshing that it instantly washes away heat-exhaustion and any burning feeling.

Anti-Paralysis Lore:

A rebellious little candy made by a popular company. The slogan on the wrapper is ‘Joltz: A candy so sour, it’ll jolt you out of paralysis!’

Anti-Confusion Lore:

A small amethyst-colored crystal: smooth in texture and cool to the touch. Holding it and breathing in removes conflicting thoughts and influences to clear one’s mind.

I’ve been delighted to have the chance to work with @torchrandom on all of these items. We’d take some inspirations, and they would use their beautiful art style to make something special. As the finishing touch, I would use my wordsmithing skills to tell the story these items and their inspirations are trying to convey. I have enjoyed the time I spent working to get these decorations together.

However…

We don’t think we’re gonna stop. 😅

Look forward to seeing a few more tournament items, some boss items (Oh yeah, I got a fun Minigame where you challenge a boss for the chance to leave your mark on our community. Maybe even different bosses 🤫) and we might make “item skins” for different themes when we feel bored 🤭

Thanks to the community, and I look forward to seeing y’all when the Beta ends. Or sooner, if you’re fine with testing.

More items

Anti-Slow Lore:

Boundless generosity sealed in an airtight container. Upon opening, the gust trapped inside will give its thanks by bringing you back up to speed.

Anti-Glued Lore:

A handy & reliable paint scraper: provided by the tournament facilities for a small fee. With a precise safety edge, it will help you peel yourself out of any sticky situation.

Anti-Bound Lore (Squid Snack):

A territorial gummy candy shaped like a… Squishy? It looks as if it was plucked from a dream filled with delicious pastries; although it does seem to disappear into jam when given the chance. Eating one will guarantee you to slip out of any tight spot you find yourself in.

Candy Lore:

An excited candy: wrapped like a bow. Some people say the excitement of getting to unwrap it is so potent, you’ll be running around the room for hours. It has such a delightful little sweetness, you’ll feel refreshed in no time at all!

I need some “doot”s to start my day right

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box