I Agree With Him On This. I Legit Made A “Godzilla Had A Stroke Reading This” Meme The Moment I Saw

I just know that if Joltz existed in our world in the same capacity they do here, I know a few names of people who would need to enter a 12-step program pretty quickly because of them. Comment or reblog by tagging any of your mutuals who might like sour a little too much!

@universe-4162

Even More Flavor Text for Items:

Anti-Blind Lore:

Dark shades that make the wearer one of the coolest people to exist. So cool, in fact, that not even the sun could manage to blind them.

Anti-Burn Lore:

A perfectly chilled and refreshing bottle of water: provided by the tournament facilities for a small fee. It’s so refreshing that it instantly washes away heat-exhaustion and any burning feeling.

Anti-Paralysis Lore:

A rebellious little candy made by a popular company. The slogan on the wrapper is ‘Joltz: A candy so sour, it’ll jolt you out of paralysis!’

Anti-Confusion Lore:

A small amethyst-colored crystal: smooth in texture and cool to the touch. Holding it and breathing in removes conflicting thoughts and influences to clear one’s mind.

Chat, will I be able to complete my 80+ sketches of Meta Knight?

Day 268 🎪

Was not prepared to laugh as hard and as suddenly as I did when I caught this on my feed

A little piece I worked on for my little Shelly. (Major inspiration came from discord pfp formatting)

Here is a Shelly who has become wise in the ways of the broom

The inspiration behind the little bandana is the Clean copy ability. She got so good at being a janitor, that she earned the powers of a broom hatter (The ally wears a bandana on its head). Now, she can pull all sorts of cleaning tools from inside her shell, and sweep up any mess: even flames and fissures! :3c

Even more toe beans :3c

Truly a blessing found among furry critters

Elfilin design!

Huge shoutouts to @torchrandom for this piece! They offered to make this piece early in April as part of a special event related to the beta test in the @kirby-oc-fighting-tournament discord server. Unfortunately, it’s been done and in my possession for weeks. I just haven’t posted it for… reasons. But look!

Here she is! It’s (human? Mii? Definitely a people) Shelly!! Here is the short queen herself, excited to tidy up and have fun. The artist kept the dialogue open during the creative process, and I made sure to answer any questions they had regarding the request.

I am very happy with the way she turned out and I hope you all enjoy this human-y take on our very own noodle lass: done in the artstyle of one of the hardworking helpers of the Kirby OC Fighting Tournament community, @torchrandom

Nah, the best counterattack to all their preconceptions, or predictions; lasers, rays, force-fields, bombs; whatever they got:

Those alien conquerors won’t know what to do when they’re getting battered and bruised by at least 8 feet of aluminum or fiberglass.

Imagine coming from across space to an alien planet, bringing your best commanding fleet in close to bring new glory to your home planet. You announce your intentions to the world and send your armies to the surface.

Then they start lining up to form ranks in the streets. Their cavalry are on scissor lifts, spearmen using 25 foot extension ladders, all of them armed with stools and guarding with stepladders.

You shit yourself in confusion.

Your men are called back: beaten senseless and begging for some semblance of sanity. But the savages do not relent. They chase after your men and board your warships using the most cunning of implements.

Invaders never stood a chance

And for today's hypothetical question, if aliens were going to invade us, do you think they'd be immune to all our attacks, or do you think they'd have anticipated everything but simpler weaponry

Like do you think they'd have actually studied up on how best to deal with their conquer targets or do they just assume all worlds have psychic powers, laser-based weaponry, elemental control, things like that

As someone who woke up and immediately assumed the identity of April’s Fool yesterday by falling on my butt going down the stairs RIGHT AFTER WAKING UP TO PEE IN THE MORNING: I feel seen by these goofballs

Happy Fools in April! :D

Real talk, I made this big post about why I took a break from tumblr: it was a heartfelt story about my cat (childhood companion) who passed away in April.

Accidentally deleted it in my drafts.

So I’ve got the steam kicked out of me rn, but I will be posting an overdue art comm I got just before shit hit the fan. I just, need a smidge cuz that defeat suuuucks.

Overall though, I’m on the other side so more cool stuff soon