Nah, The Best Counterattack To All Their Preconceptions, Or Predictions; Lasers, Rays, Force-fields,

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

As someone both with a history playing the saxophone, and a love of shitposts, the jazz-extinguisher is one of the best memes I’ve come across on the internet. I will never not hear the most soulful sax solo each time I find a new one.

i was blessed with a sudden motivation

and un-motion-blurred because i love himb

Day 268 🎪

I love her, and feel like there aren’t enough Waddle Dee variants. There are never enough. And I shall yoink the term “jambastard” and add it to my daily lexicon. Thank you for appearing on my feed🙏

Got bored, made a Kirby OC

Her name is Exorsist Waddle Dee, hired shortly after Forgotten Land as Dedede's personal exorsist for obvious reasons.

She's mildly deranged because of her profession + being friends with the Jambastard/aff {Hyness}, and she really likes bugs

More info {I did a rough draft on paper first before I did it digitally}

So spiteful. So passionate. And I know you enjoy pescatarian dining. The sins of the f(i)sh are tender(s)

My thoughts on this fish cunt is fervently complicated.

If magolor used his profits from the clash games to fund his amusement park, did the person who collected his payment create a wildly successful juice company?

Even More Items & Flavor Text (Miscellaneous):

Token-booster Lore:

A small jar with two tokens visible inside. It looks too sturdy to open, but maybe a powerful foe can help...

Anti-Fear Lore:

A mischievous little juicebox. The branding claims the flavor to be “abble joos” and is unfortunately very vague about its manufacturing. Happy customers claim that, by drinking it, they are filled with a courage that knows no fear.

Instant-damage Lore:

A beautiful throwable dart marked with the sigil of a master craftsman: its many edges scatter the light like a mirrored prism. Reliably made, this dart guarantees a little bit of damage against a powerful foe when taking their challenge.

Anti-Drenched Lore:

A soft & comfy towel: provided by the tournament facilities for a small fee. It’s so absorbent, it can wipe away any spill that all other towels would ordinarily still leave Drenched.

A little piece I worked on for my little Shelly. (Major inspiration came from discord pfp formatting)

Here is a Shelly who has become wise in the ways of the broom

The inspiration behind the little bandana is the Clean copy ability. She got so good at being a janitor, that she earned the powers of a broom hatter (The ally wears a bandana on its head). Now, she can pull all sorts of cleaning tools from inside her shell, and sweep up any mess: even flames and fissures! :3c

Morpho out here looking so pettable.

Isn't the butterfly precious~? 🦋

Meta Knight says hi to you. Rb to let him say hi to your mutuals

Huge shoutouts to @torchrandom for this piece! They offered to make this piece early in April as part of a special event related to the beta test in the @kirby-oc-fighting-tournament discord server. Unfortunately, it’s been done and in my possession for weeks. I just haven’t posted it for… reasons. But look!

Here she is! It’s (human? Mii? Definitely a people) Shelly!! Here is the short queen herself, excited to tidy up and have fun. The artist kept the dialogue open during the creative process, and I made sure to answer any questions they had regarding the request.

I am very happy with the way she turned out and I hope you all enjoy this human-y take on our very own noodle lass: done in the artstyle of one of the hardworking helpers of the Kirby OC Fighting Tournament community, @torchrandom