Uvtale Gang Hanging Out!

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

you fag i see that ultrakill yuri rb

@theyreinmywalls you are not slick ik its you

Welcome, Mortals and Immortals

people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.

I think we should go the other way around.

make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".

we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"

OH OH AND YOUR MARY TYLER MOORE

“Leo Valdez would listen to Mother mother!” “Leo would listen to The strokes !”

Erm actually he would listen to Weezer. And brain rot versions of songs.

What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.

in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

My honest reaction

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

"Caught you in my web~! 💜"