Happy Pride To Canonically Bisexual Bob Belcher

All

There is nothing Nothing No light, no darkness No recognition No rendez-vous No reassuring smiles And we won't fall into each other's arms There is nothing Nothing Less than black, void; null No dance, eternal No second chance No restarting the path where we left off At the last Fork in the road No eternal loop of reoccurrence We could break off, like a curse In lives relived, until the life, lived Where we belong There is no finishing this song There is nothing Nothing Not one single thing I keep imagining Because I can't let go Because I love you so I love you so That is All

--- 18-3-2024, M.A. Tempels ©

Colin: Hey Anthony, can I have some dating advice?

Anthony: Just because I ended up with Kate, doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

You're my son, Max. No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son.

A GOOFY MOVIE (1995) dir. Kevin Lima

yeah

What we do in the shadows ( 2014  //  2019 )

Quarantine with Bob Burger Belcher:

You replace Linda, this is before Tina, Gene, and Louise were born. You and Bob are like 21.

“Ooh! We should wear matching couple masks!”

Bob turns his head towards the display of masks “Hm.” Bob hums, you let go of his hand and run towards the display rack “Aw look at these! There so adorable!” You squeal “Aren’t they adorable, Bobby?” “Mm, yeah, they’re pretty cute.” Bob says, staring at your expressions.

You frown at the sound of a man coughing “Ew…maybe we should come back.” Bob sighs, grabbing your hand and pulling you away from the area. “But the mask will be gone by then…” You whine, not hearing the man coughing harder “I promise they won’t, now come on!” Bob says, practically carrying you away from the mask section.

Time Skip

“Got everything we need?” You ask tiredly “Yeah, we got all the knifes, the plates, cleaner, and a lot of gloves.” Bob states, walking with you to the car.

You open the trunk and Bob places the groceries inside. You hum happily before gasping “What?” Bob asks, shooting you a concerned look “We forgot the masks!” You scream. Bob frown “Oh…we did, didn’t we?” He mutters, “Aw, I was having so much fun I forgot.” You huff, opening the car door. The store was already closed now, “Wait, you had fun, but we were just buying stuff for the restaurant.” Bob says, getting into the driver’s seat. “I know, but you’re so cute when you get passionate about the restaurant.” You coo, making Bob blush deeply “R-really?” He asks.

“Of course.” You laugh, smiling as you look at the window. Bob stares at you for a minute before he start the car, mumbling to himself.

“I need to marry this girl…”

“What was that?”

“Oh nothing~”

*makes a smart character* *realizes im the one who has to make them smart*

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“Human” Nandor in What We Do In The Shadows S03E08 - The Wellness Center