Colin: Hey Anthony, Can I Have Some Dating Advice?

anthony: apparently colin has… compromised miss featherington!!! a swift engagement indeed!!! can you believe this rakish behavior?!?

kate: anthony girl please

my fave nandor

“Human” Nandor in What We Do In The Shadows S03E08 - The Wellness Center

The after Pen glow effect is strooong, especially for a man who wanted to throw himself in the gallows just a few hours before this

i love that i’m like a little side character on my housemate’s blog and that his followers find me funny >:)

@qvietspvce

*makes a smart character* *realizes im the one who has to make them smart*

Family.

“Then Nandor and his boyfriend don’t even show up”

Just realized that to Shawn (the neighbour) and his friends/family, Nandor and Guillermo are just the friendly gay couple next door and Laszlo never corrects him 🤷🏽‍♀️ I mean how else would they…well Nandor, explain Guillermo to humans 🤔

IM HERE FOR IT!

Linda in the background

Linda : bobby, do you need any help?

Bob trying his best: no linda, I got it!

Gene: Onward!! To the kitchen!!

Bob is trying to be a great dad and give his kids good childhood memories

happy valentine’s day to the two people who have a love i wish i could have one day<3

some prose i’ve written tonight

@poeticfawnbug on ig!