Oh We Can't Turn Back Time? That's Cool, I'll Spend The Rest Of My Life Wishing I Could Though

“Then Nandor and his boyfriend don’t even show up”

Just realized that to Shawn (the neighbour) and his friends/family, Nandor and Guillermo are just the friendly gay couple next door and Laszlo never corrects him 🤷🏽‍♀️ I mean how else would they…well Nandor, explain Guillermo to humans 🤔

IM HERE FOR IT!

jeff going into gregor is literally thor odinson.

Were you following me? No! No, no—I was just behind the tree.

Okay babes, here’s Rebecca from Ten Percent—ahem a new Sapphic character to hyperfixate on—times four and a random quote to cover up that awkward space.

Gregory: the love of my life is going to marry another man :(

Colin: I remember when that almost happen to me. Bad experience, would not recommend

the second is sean brenner from insidious 3

sorry not sorry but the dilf of all dilfs is in fact bob belcher.

WWDITS S4 JULY 12 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

something i find joy in is when i take up the front seats on a double decker bus and kids cry about it because honestly they are the best seats on the bus

“living for the hope of it all” headers

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Quarantine with Bob Burger Belcher:

You replace Linda, this is before Tina, Gene, and Louise were born. You and Bob are like 21.

“Ooh! We should wear matching couple masks!”

Bob turns his head towards the display of masks “Hm.” Bob hums, you let go of his hand and run towards the display rack “Aw look at these! There so adorable!” You squeal “Aren’t they adorable, Bobby?” “Mm, yeah, they’re pretty cute.” Bob says, staring at your expressions.

You frown at the sound of a man coughing “Ew…maybe we should come back.” Bob sighs, grabbing your hand and pulling you away from the area. “But the mask will be gone by then…” You whine, not hearing the man coughing harder “I promise they won’t, now come on!” Bob says, practically carrying you away from the mask section.

Time Skip

“Got everything we need?” You ask tiredly “Yeah, we got all the knifes, the plates, cleaner, and a lot of gloves.” Bob states, walking with you to the car.

You open the trunk and Bob places the groceries inside. You hum happily before gasping “What?” Bob asks, shooting you a concerned look “We forgot the masks!” You scream. Bob frown “Oh…we did, didn’t we?” He mutters, “Aw, I was having so much fun I forgot.” You huff, opening the car door. The store was already closed now, “Wait, you had fun, but we were just buying stuff for the restaurant.” Bob says, getting into the driver’s seat. “I know, but you’re so cute when you get passionate about the restaurant.” You coo, making Bob blush deeply “R-really?” He asks.

“Of course.” You laugh, smiling as you look at the window. Bob stares at you for a minute before he start the car, mumbling to himself.

“I need to marry this girl…”

“What was that?”

“Oh nothing~”