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What if Guillermo can live forever (-being a vampire)
okay so please hear me out here, this has been in my head since we found out Guillermo can’t really truly be a vampire (due to his van helsing genes). I’ve heard theories that Guillermo could be some type of energy vampire but personally it just doesn’t sit right with me, so here is my alternative.
First of all, do you remember the witches who used semen spells to stay young forever? What if Guillermo, who already has a link with those witches and continues to keep in contact with them regularly and most likely at this point has at-least a rudimentary understanding of how the potions are made, ends up as a witch/wizard?
Guillermo takes/is given the recipe for the immortality potion by the witches, uses it to stay alive forever and be with Nandor and the other vampires, and to finally be a part of the world he’s always loved (though not in the way he’s truly wanted, but I feel he would come to terms with that and end up enjoying not having to kill people to stay alive).
And! Though this bit is NSFW (but what part of that show isn’t), Guillermo could either cut ties with the witches or become friends with them (get Nadja some more female/femme friends too so she can watch Mamma Mia with!) and get the semen for himself from Nandor. Be pretty easy if those two end up together (THEY BETTER) and become a thing, because as much as I love to head cannon characters as asexual, those two are not ace. So honestly it’s a win win WIN situation!
Now this could be totally wrong but it’s been stuck with me for months and I thought I’d atleast share it with some people! Let me know if this makes any sense at all, and if you have any questions on the logistics of how this would work that I did not explain! <333
jeff going into gregor is literally thor odinson.
guillermo slowly realising that he’s almost certainly related to van helsing and then realising he ate garlic for lunch. pure comedy.
Guillermo with his new fit in ep2: thot (affectionate)
Me: *wakes up and immediately checks the tumblr trends like it's the news*
Me: Let's see what the little people in my phone are freaking out about this time
in this essay, i will explain why queer people are obsessed with goth couples that are infatuated with each other & how they are the standard
Those bitches in Cabin 9...
in honour of the sixth and final season of wwdits approaching, here’s the hottest couple in all of staten island .𖥔 ݁ ˖🦇 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .
im literally so obsessed with them i love them sm 🥺🥺😭
So many discussions about old man Caleb ! I had to turn it into this WWDITS meme.
@flappingduster-scribbles ‘s shadowgast baby is in here, as well as mine.
Did a portrait study of Nadja from What we do in the Shadows
Not okay after the finale
Late pre-season 5 finale angst 🩸 Esty shop
inside you there are three wolves. one is good omens. second is what we do in the shadows. the third is our flag means death. you are gay and probably neurodivergent
i didn’t have colin robinson saying “i didn’t have that on my 2023 bingo card” on my 2023 bingo card
wait.
if Nandor knew that the only way to reverse the transformation was to kill the vampire that sired Guillermo...
he was going to travel the world...with his best friend...go back to his home...turn Guillermo at the banks of the Tigris
in s3 finale, after Guillermo had cornered Nandor, proving he can have violent intent towards him, Nandor says, "yes, yes. this is what I've been waiting for. you've passed the test"
but he wasn't talking about being a vampire...
he was talking about what he would have to do after...
Ourgoodshadows is just superwholock but gayer and the main ships are actually canon
huge day for gay people
don't mind me, I'm just thinking about Guillermo de la Cruz going back week after week to say goodbye to his mother, never knowing which time will actually be the last. distracted and selfish and forgetting her birthday because soon it won't matter anymore, taking bites of tamales while he still can, and insisting that he's not afraid, because even when he was terrified he's always known what he needed. his mother telling him faith can guide him, but his guiding star has always been something faith can't touch, and now the love she's offering him burns.
eyes glued to the screen, mind glued to that house, because those are his people. only one of them even knows it, and Guillermo can't even talk to him now, but they're all still his. he says 'solve your own problems' but he still can't stop watching to gauge their solution. Nandor saying 'we don't need you' still hurts more than a thousand farewells to a family that loves him. big changes are scary, and his own blood may be fighting it, but this is what he wants even now. even now. he'll keep going back but it's with his mind on 'goodbye', every single time.
I kinda want need it to happen now
i swear to god if wwdits pulls an ofmd too i think i'll just start laughing out of pure disbelief
nandor crashing gizmo's very personal rewatch of good omens. can u believe good omens 2 and new wwdits are releasing within 24 hours of each other
Nandermo has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in this season's final episode.
My guy this is fucking poetry holy shit
ok no but it’s about how nothing ever changes and how to immortal beings they don’t notice the cycle they’re trapped in. they try to break it. create new things. clubs. weddings. nothing ever changes. the club burns down. the wedding falls apart. you’re raising your son. he’s grown again and he doesn’t remember you. sunrise sunset. its back to the beginning. nothing ever changes. wishes and sword fights. boys nights and family dinners. it’s different you assure yourself. it’s different. i’m leaving soon. you tell yourself. it’s not true. because nothing ever changes. you try and try and try to leave. but nothing ever changes.
Ok so I was looking on Hulu to see if it had the most recent wwdits ep (08x04) and OMG GUYS Y IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
Wwdits 09x04
WE R FINALLY GOING TO MEET FREDDIE!!! I AM GOING TO LOSE IT GUYS OMG Y IS NO ONE SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS LIKE HELLO???
No cause my dad legit came into my room and asked why I was screaming 😭 I had no idea how to explain
I yelled.
presented without comment.
HAPPY BIRTDAY TO MARK HAMILL !!! 🥳🥳
every day i wake up and enter a fandom currently in its sleeping phase months before new content
the day nandor lets guillermo hug him is the day i can rest