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Those bitches in Cabin 9...

Never fucking mind. Just finished GO2

WE REALLY ARE FUCKING BLESSED THAT THESE EVENTS HAPPENED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF EACH OTHER!!!

LIKE, PRIDE MONTH IS REALLY IN OUR FAVOUR IN TERMS OF QUEER SHOWS BEING ANNOUNCED!!!!

WE REALLY ARE FUCKING BLESSED THAT THESE EVENTS HAPPENED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF EACH OTHER!!!

LIKE, PRIDE MONTH IS REALLY IN OUR FAVOUR IN TERMS OF QUEER SHOWS BEING ANNOUNCED!!!!

here’s the picture I was talking about that I made, I just want some type of fanfic where Guillermo introduces all the vampires to a carnival or something and then Nadja starts to realize she has feelings for the guide when they go on a ferris wheel, and also probably Nandor and Lazlo causing chaos below and probably Nandor throwing darts at a balloon but He thought that he was supposed to hit the person working their until Guillermo quickly stops him from doing so, Colin is just going to the food stands just so he could talk about the history of carnivals or something and just drain people, I have so many more thoughts, also I might draw more scenes about this, kinda like a mini comic but that might take a while, but I hope you like these ideas cuz I love them so much they all deserve happiness

I just had an idea

i just had this serious thought, that what if one day doll nadja somehow completed her unfinished business, and I thought, how would nadja feel about this because I feel like she would think that she would have no one to talk to and that no one would understand her, but imagine if that's when she finally realizes that the guide is their for her, what if it takes her ghost to finish her unfinished business for her to finally realized the guide was with her and cared for her all along, I'm now wishing this was some sort of guidja fanfiction now, I also wish their was more guidja fanfiction on ao3, I really wanna read more about my skrunklies

Guidja fanfic idea

What we do in the shadows

Nadja x The Guide story

Basically The wraiths tell the guide while she is in the library of Nadja's house that one of the wraiths drew a picture and she is always proud of some of their abilities especially artistic abilities because ever since they because wraiths they kinda forget how to do things but one wraith was able to still have the ability to draw. They showed the picture to the guide and it was basically a small doodle of the guide kissing Nadja, the guide knows that the wraiths are kinda connected to her because they know what she wants even if she doesn't see it herself and they are all just a big family. The guide instantly begins to blush at the photo and slowly takes it from the wraith, she then instantly poofs into a cloud of smoke and hides behind a random bookshelf so know one can see her, she makes sure know one is around and looks at the picture again.

Basically she hides down her feelings and basically hopes that Nadja never sees it and she doesn't want to rip the piece of paper because one of her wraiths drew it and she loves them too much to destroy it so she does the only thing she can do, hide it under hat and hopefully it doesn't fall out because she has to go visit Nadja to see what she needs.

It's kinda like a slow burn

Basically she almost gets caught multiple times with the picture and she keeps on trying to hide it until one time Nadja gets way too suspiction and sees it so she quickly snatches it from the guide's hand but before she could get it, the guide accidently tackles her to the ground to snatch it back but she ends up planting face first into Nadja's boobs.

Probably before all this the Nadja doll is talking with Nadja about something in her office and then the doll leaves and then decides to explore the basement, she walks by collins room when she hears him speaking out loud about something, when she heard the word fanfic from his mouth she decided to open the door all the way because the door wasn't locked and had a small crack in it, the doll asks what he is talking about then he begins to tell her about a fanfiction he was making about two people, the doll was surprised that he could write such stories, then he begins to say it's about a workplace romance between a boss named Nadia and a servant named Glinda and stuff. The doll was very curious about it and said that the name Nadia sounds a lot like Nadja's name, Collin replies, that's because in reality it is her, and Glinda is the guide because I feel like that name would suit her. The doll says, so basically you want the guide to be in a relationship with Nadja, Collin says, yeah, I think they would be good together. Doll says, well to say the truth, Nadja does like the guide like that, it's just that she wants to be stubborn and not confess her feelings, she is also scared that the guide doesn't love her back but everytime I'm in the same room as those two I see the guide staring at her with love struck eyes, she doesn't even talk to me about her emotions and I'm literally her and if she isn't showing her emotions and hiding them then she is basically ignoring me, her literal self, I am the half of her that shows all those little emotions but she doesn't want to see me, so what I'm going to do is get away from her for a while and let her tell her feelings herself, without my help, and I know it's going to be hard for her but I have a feeling she can do it, it's just going to be a while.

Collin then says, well if your looking for a place to stay, you could stay down for the time being if you want, I'll just continue writing my story, you could maybe give me some ideas.

Doll says, that does sound like a good idea, ok, so let me read your story and ill give you some ideas, let's hope Nadja doesn't come looking for me because if she does she might accidentally find the story and read it and then she will probably kill us both after she has a gay panic first.

Then later on in the story when Nadja first almost catches the guide with the picture, the guide is putting it in her hat because it accidentally fell out and once she puts it in, nadja is behind her and ask why she has her hat off, mostly because she rarely takes it off and stuff, the guide blushing slightly surprised that she manages to sneak up on her in the library, she quickly makes an excuse by saying that her hat was getting dusty because it was a very old library and there is dust everywhere, she then acts like she's wiping away some dust on her hat and then quickly and carefully puts her hat back on so the picture doesn't fall out, then basically Nadja orders the guide to dust the library then. The guide then asks, why are you in here anyway mistress Nadja. Nadja's says, because I was wondering if you know where Dolly is. The guide says, I'm not for sure but I think I seen her walking towards the basement earlier, I don't know why though.

Nadja says, oh ok then, thank you for your help guide, now get to cleaning, I will be back here later after I find dolly and talk to her. The guide says, of course mistress Nadja, I hope you are able to find her.

Then Nadja ends up finding and catching the doll and Collin making the fanfiction and stuff and basically it's like the guide's situation with the picture but it's with the fanfiction that Collin and Dolly made

I'll Write more later

This was that one guidja fanfic idea I was talking about, I copy and pasted this from my notes, I might try actually writings more soon but I hope you like the idea

this took around 41 minutes, it was the best idea I've had yet, it is currently 4:37 am at night, the guidja brainrot is real right now

I was was thinking a making a guidja fanfiction and then putting it on ao3 but I haven't wrote a story in a very long time but I'm going to try.

Also I wish there was more Guide x Nadja fanfiction on ao3, their just so skrunkly together, I love them so much

recently heard that season 5 of What we do in the shadows is coming out and I can't wait. I missed seeing Nadja and The Guide together so I ended using a drawing base to make so guidja art, I also started drawing this around when season 4 ended but I founded so I decided to finish it, hope you like it