uno-gang
22 🔱 she/her 🔱 asexual
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The only thing keeping me together after this episode is that in the last scene in Jackson you can see in the background that at least some of the dogs survived
When writing this, I did not consider that the Odyssey takes 10 years. For most of the story Odysseus has a toddler and a first grader.
Odyssey AU where Odysseus takes Astyanax with him instead of killing him.
Plotwise everything stays the same, Odysseus just has a baby permanently strapped to his chest for the entirety of the story.
Odyssey AU where Odysseus takes Astyanax with him instead of killing him.
Plotwise everything stays the same, Odysseus just has a baby permanently strapped to his chest for the entirety of the story.
starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is
yes girl you are so [if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more] [hands are unbearably beautiful] [i'll take care of you it's rotten work not to me not if it's you] [if you are intolerable let me be the one to tolerate you] [i could recognise him by touch alone] [i love you i want us both to eat well] [on purpose i love you on purpose] [whatever our souls are made of his and mine are the same] [i am half agony half hope] [you have bewitched me body and soul and i love love love you] [he is half of my soul as the poets say] [i'm sick of people saying that love is all a woman is fit for but i'm so lonely] [i love you most ardently] [let me stay tender hearted despite despite despite] [someone has to leave first this is a very old story there is no other version of this story] [mostly i want to be kind] [tell me how all this and love too will ruin us] [you said i killed you haunt me then] [someone somewhere can you understand me a little love me a little] [i will love you as misfortune loves orphans as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong] [sorry about the blood in your mouth i wish it was mine] [who will come into my kitchen and be hungry for me] can we kiss now
i hate seeing people now making fun of those who care about privacy online. i've seen people saying things like "well they already have your data. what are companies going to do with it" and it's like, that's not the point. it's that companies /shouldn't/ be able to have my data and sell it. am i aware they probably already have my data? yes, absolutely. but i'm still going to try and keep them from monetizing it any further, why are we defending companies selling data they shouldn't have to begin with though?
I have so many thoughts
Did it just clamp its hatch around Ink5ouls fingers really hard? Or something like that?
Because the other option would be...
Does it have teeth? A mouth?? Is it alive?
Like, we know the tape recorders are kinda sentient, but are the ALIVE?
IT BITES!!!!!
Holy Fuck
It can bite!!!!
HAPPY FIRST EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY
I'm in Morocco, walking through a traditional souk and what do I find in between spices and handwoven rugs? This fucking painting:
I have never bought something faster than I bought Ronoroa Bono
something something tma starts with an anglerfish luring you in, something something tmp starts with a canary telling you to get out while you still can
I'm rewatching ep 3 and the parallels between Medusa and Sally and the way they talk about each other has me in a chokehold
Where is my AU fic where Medusa and Sally are dating and raise Percy together?
do yall think zoro chopped his tits off himself 🤨
When my friend first made me watch One Piece I hated Luffy's straw hat because I thought it looked dumb
Now I'm 200 episodes in and I nearly get a heart attack whenever he's not wearing the hat
one piece, netflix
green haired guy is too hot i cant even watch the show properly
The Crows as the 14 fear entities from TMA
Kaz: the Buried, the Slaughter, the Web
Inej: the Vast, the Dark
Jesper: the Spiral, the Eye
Wylan: the Desolation, the Stranger
Nina: the End, the Corruption, the Flesh
Matthias: the Hunt, the Lonely
I need it like air
Yes, we're all very excited about Heartstopper and red white, and royal blue (have been watching both nonstop). But I have to ask,
WHERE'S MY CAPTIVE PRINCE ADAPTATION? HUH?
I keep forgetting the name of Olivia Colemans character so i've just been calling her Mrs Nelson and now Nicks mum is, at least in my head, leading the most insane double life
Everyday I block the spam bots like an old grumpy man chasing kids off his lawn
This is just the entire plot of Reckless by Cornelia Funke
I love so much stories of older siblings having to save their younger siblings from a magical kidnapping it's just. I'm too old to believe in magic and you're not but you're the one stolen and I'm the one who has to believe to get you back because our parents are too far gone, they'll never understand. You're my responsibility and I don't want you to be but when offered a choice to walk into the dark for you or to turn back I will always go on. I seem like such a grown-up powerful force to you but I'm just a kid myself. I'm scared and alone but somewhere out there you trust me to save you and I have to rise to that, I have no choice. I resent your existence. I love you. I will always come find you.
European countries: Thank you Germany for providing us with financial aid and basically paying for everything the EU does. How could we ever repay you?
Germany: You could give us some points at Eurovision
European countries: Absolutely not
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
Important Anouncment:
In the german dub, when Jesper lies on top of Wylan, he doesn't say "you got me waffles", he literally says "you baked waffles for me"
Jesper, how tf do you forget someone who you not only slept with but who also actually sat down cooked for you?? Ffs
Anyone else getting Detroit: Become Human vibes from this episode? Droids going haywire and attacking people?
No? Just me?
I'm watching Smiley on Netflix and Álex reminds me so much of TK. I desperately need them to meet
Please, they would be best friends
On a scale of Louis/Lestat to Joe/Nicky, how toxic are your immortal husbands?
Crispy coleslaw bullies children because their mother rejected him, does that make him the snape of HotD?