On A Scale Of Louis/Lestat To Joe/Nicky, How Toxic Are Your Immortal Husbands?

Me: *playing minecraft with my friends*

Friend: Hey OP, where are you at? (on the map)

Me: *still reeling from the fact that TK and Carlos were both drugged and assaulted in their own home AGAIN* I'm at my fucking limit

Friend: ...

Friend: ok

i hate seeing people now making fun of those who care about privacy online. i've seen people saying things like "well they already have your data. what are companies going to do with it" and it's like, that's not the point. it's that companies /shouldn't/ be able to have my data and sell it. am i aware they probably already have my data? yes, absolutely. but i'm still going to try and keep them from monetizing it any further, why are we defending companies selling data they shouldn't have to begin with though?

Nothing could have prepared me for the whiplash I got when I first read the jatp novelization and found out that Alex never actually bought any pink shirts or hoodies, he just accidentally had a red sock in his white laundry, turned everything pink and decided to just roll with it.

I'm rewatching ep 3 and the parallels between Medusa and Sally and the way they talk about each other has me in a chokehold

Where is my AU fic where Medusa and Sally are dating and raise Percy together?

European countries: Thank you Germany for providing us with financial aid and basically paying for everything the EU does. How could we ever repay you?

Germany: You could give us some points at Eurovision

European countries: Absolutely not

Me: *wakes up and immediately checks the tumblr trends like it's the news*

Me: Let's see what the little people in my phone are freaking out about this time

Does no one of you knwo what a fucking kettle is??? Stove and microwave my ass

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

I keep forgetting the name of Olivia Colemans character so i've just been calling her Mrs Nelson and now Nicks mum is, at least in my head, leading the most insane double life

The kids movie??!?!?!?!

unexpected pregnancy fanfic but the person just gets an abortion and it ends

And here I kinda hoped our promised wylan crumb would maybe be a tiny climpse of him in the van eck mansion during the dekappel heist 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡