The Crows As The 14 Fear Entities From TMA

Job interviewer: We will call you between 12am and 2pm to tell you our decision regarding your application.

Me: Guess I can do nothing in that time except starring at my phone and let my anxiety spiral.

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

I still think they should have let Kaz kill someone in the first season. Just, like, as a treat for him and to establish his character to all the non-readers

Does no one of you knwo what a fucking kettle is??? Stove and microwave my ass

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

I have so many thoughts

Did it just clamp its hatch around Ink5ouls fingers really hard? Or something like that?

Because the other option would be...

Does it have teeth? A mouth?? Is it alive?

Like, we know the tape recorders are kinda sentient, but are the ALIVE?

IT BITES!!!!!

Holy Fuck

It can bite!!!!

I need a crossover fic with 911 lone star and Brooklyn 99. Like Carlos having to go to New York for a case (and TK inviting himself along) or vice versa.

I don't care how it happens but I need the B99 squad to be absolutely enamored with Carlos (except Jake because he's jealous because Amy and Carlos get along great) and then absoultely disgusted when they find out he's dating/married to a firefighter.

Please, just imagine Holt telling him he's happy about every person who stands up and makes the world a bit more colorful and then ending his little speech with "but did it have to be a firefighter?"

starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is

I'm rewatching ep 3 and the parallels between Medusa and Sally and the way they talk about each other has me in a chokehold

Where is my AU fic where Medusa and Sally are dating and raise Percy together?

Can someone please tell me where I can get a ripped black jeans jacket like Alex?

Girls don't want boyfriends. Girls want an expensively made Medici-styled historical drama HBO show about Alexander the Great