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mom come pick me up i'm scared the usamericans think their experiences are universal

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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What just happened:

My roommate came into the kitchen and said "God, I'm so hungry". Then she takes one (1) onion and goes back into her room.

Do I wanna know?

Did anyone else realize that Kaz probably cuts his own hair because he can't bear touch and that is the reason his haircut isn't that good which leads to Nina making fun of it????

Please tell me I'm not the first one to make this connection

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

Nothing could have prepared me for the whiplash I got when I first read the jatp novelization and found out that Alex never actually bought any pink shirts or hoodies, he just accidentally had a red sock in his white laundry, turned everything pink and decided to just roll with it.

Does no one of you knwo what a fucking kettle is??? Stove and microwave my ass

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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