“Look But Don’t Touch, Actually I Change My Mind. Don’t Look At My Wife.”

no one:

absolutely no one:

bj when he’s bored at the deetz household because lydia’s at school:

This is the tea

Beetlebabes Discourse

You know there’s been something on my mind for a while recently and I think it’s about time I actually put it on Tumblr. In my opinion I believe that if Lydia was a boy or if Beetlejuice was a woman or Beej was conventionally attractive at all I don’t think that people would have that much of a problem with the ship. Because seriously I’m pretty sure that if it was gay in any sense then people would not care at all then again there are some people who don’t like Sebastian and Ciel together which I can understand with that, but still I’m pretty sure it probably won’t get as nearly as much hate as it does now. Same thing goes for if Beetlejuice was conventionally attractive. Like don’t get me wrong Michael Keaton and Alex Brightman are very very handsome men and I know that more people gravitate more towards the musical version of Beetlejuice because they think Alex is very very attractive but you also have to take in the fact that they have to put on a lot of make up Michael especially had to do a lot because he had the rotting teeth and his skin was white and had moss everywhere on him, which makes sense since he is supposed to be a rotting corpse but still I really think that if I didn’t have that much make up on either of them then people probably wouldn’t have that much of a problem with it. Take Twilight for example now I love twilight but I do you know that people have their problems with it because they say that Edward is very creepy because he admitted to watching Bella in her sleep and stalking her. But that doesn’t change that they still end up together and also that Edward is over 100 years old and Bella is 17 at the start of the series. Another good example is Buffy the Vampire Slayer, now I will admit I haven’t seen all of Buffy and it has been a while since I’ve seen it but I do remember that Angel is I believe several thousand years older than Buffy, who is 16 at the start of the series. They then break up and then over time she ends up with Spike a vampire who has a literally try to kill her on more than one occasion prior to them dating. My last example is the anime Inuyasha yes he is physically around the same age as Kagome who’s 15 but, you have to remember that he is 500 years older than her and there’s also the people who ship her with his older brother Seeshomaru, who is 700 years older than her, and he’s about physically maybe 19-20 years old. The same thing also goes with his love interest Rin but that’s a whole other can of worms that I’m not going to get into today. The point is that all of these guy are physically attractive and as I said above I do believe that if Beetlejuice was physically attractive and we probably won’t have a lot of people hating on the ship, same goes for if it was gay that’s my two-cents on the matter. You can civilly dicuss it in the comments or send me asks on the matter.

Why is this me

we’re all love-struck fools

I'm a musical and movie lover, we love you and I'm sorry you had to deal with that 💚🖤💚

Me: *enjoying the musical's music and my love for the Beetlejuice franchise renews*

Also me: *decides to Tumblr search 'beetlejuicexlydia' to see if I'm not the only one that ships them*

Tumblr: *beetlebabes don't interact*

Me: oh okay. Kind of predicted that. Maybe the beetlebabe shippers are nicer?

Tumblr(beetlebabe's): MUSICAL LOVERS GO AWAY FROM HERE, WE DONT WANT YOU.

Me: 😐 *feels unwanted and alone because both sides don't want me*

Non-lethal methods of subduing an assailant should be encouraged over lethal methods. 

There is nothing Beetlejuice loves more than watching tv with his little goth wife in his lap and snuggling her

golden eagle having a relaxing time

WHY I hate the Steven Universe fandom

I know this blog is Beetlejuice based but I wanted to post this and tell everyone about how awful the fandom can be sometimes and I myself am a fan of the show and I enjoy but I wanted speak about this.

So some backstory me and my friend met up at a con and I hadn't seen her in 3 years.

I was talking to my friend at a con about the character Pink diamond/Rose Quartz at a con and a grown ass woman who was cosplaying Rose Quartz turned around and yelled at me and my friend, we didn't see Rose either and Rose started to accuse me and my friend of harassing Rose because Rose was in front of us (I didn't realise she was in front of me) and this woman's friends joined in too calling us bullies (Being called a bully really hurt me too since I've been bullied since I was a kid and cosplay is my safe space and an escape) and saying that we were harassing all of them.

What makes this worse is that I have Autism and my friend also does and sometimes she can be loud, and this is important to know because this woman turned around to yell at us and accuse us of shit we didn't do and I tried to explain to her how my friend has autism and can be quite loud and she yelled in my face.

I then upset with a grown woman and her adult friends yelling in my face and was crying over them all accusing me and my friend of shit we didn't do and I was also panicking because I was scared that Rose or her friends would hurt me and had a sensory overload so I had to walk away and my friend saw this.

The women then walked away smiling with her friends and while I said bye to my friend, some of my other friends came over, I explained what happened and told me to sit with them to calm me down and helped me fix my make-up that I worked really hard on.

This woman also said she was literally Rose Quartz.

This is why I hate this shows fandom.

Also I should mention that I wanted to cosplay it and be an active member of the fandom but now I don't want to now that I've seen how toxic it can be.

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.