Beetlebabey - Just A Beetlebabe

He is babey

*sees anything with black and white stripes*

Beetlebabes headcanons because I can’t sleep

Lydia sometimes tries to scare BJ and it usually works everytime.

BJ tries to get Lydia back for scaring him but she rarely jumps when he scares her but sometimes she does because she likes seeing him happy.

Sometimes Lydia sings thinking no one can hear but BJ always hears her and loves hearing her sing.

BJ used to try preparing breakfast for Lydia but after he almost set the kitchen on fire he’s only allow to make her cereal and anything that doesn’t need heating up.

Once Lydia fell asleep on BJ while they were watching Toy story 4 together, he also ended up falling asleep, but woke up shortly after the film had ended, since Lydia was asleep he carried her upstairs to their bed and then get in bed next to her.

BJ woke up the next morning to Lydia hugging him.

Lydia and BJ both never decide on what movie or genre to watch when they have movie nights so they have a jar with the title of a movie and what genre it is, they add to it quite often since they both love movies.

BJ likes to whisper really bad jokes to Lydia while she’s trying to sleep in the end, she doesn’t sleep for over an hour because her and BJ keep each other up by telling each other the worst dad jokes they can think of BJ using starts it but whenever Lydia does it he bursts out laughing because some of her jokes are worse than his.

Lydia is a blanket hog in bed.

BJ got a soda-stream and made fizzy milk, he enjoyed it.

BJ made Lydia try the fizzy milk, she hated it.

Wow…

Dog snaps

bless the good place for “soulmates aren’t found they’re made” like your soulmate can literally be anyone who you love and take the time to build a strong relationship with they be big braining

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

 Future Vision (S1E39) / Steven Universe Future Finale

“Look but don’t touch, actually I change my mind. Don’t look at my wife.”

Apparently my favourite shipping dynamic is the immoral immortal + the moral mortal that puts up with them

Hey antis try to disprove this now you dumb shits

BIG LOL @ ALL THE PIGGIES WHO STILL THINK BEETLEBABES ARE JUST MAKING UP THE STONE COLD FACT THAT THE ANIMATORS OF THE CARTOON DREW HARDCORE NASTY PORN OF BJ/LYDS BANGING IT OUT

Oh yeah, you researched real hard on the first page of google, didn't you? 😂😂😂 This porn is THIRTY FUCKING YEARS OLD. Do you honestly just have zero concept of how the internet works? Non-disclosure agreements? What really goes on in animation studios? You think the animators of your favorite cartoon aren't drawing filthy porn of the characters behind closed doors on their own time?

Adorable.

Y'all realize we would ship it with or without "permission" from the creators, right? We have zero reason to lie about this. I've seen it with my own two big beautiful eyeballs jfc you brats are i n s a n e. How entitled and self-important must you be to think that LITERALLY DOZENS of strangers on the internet are lying to you just to make some imaginary stride in a glorified shipping war?

You're not that important.

Like. You're really really not worth that kind of effort. This is not some conspiracy or great ruse. It's just. It's fact. The sky is blue. Grass is green. The animators of the Beetlejuice cartoon drew beetlebabes porn.

Lol anyways thanks for that laugh, this has been a riot. Y'all crack me up. Btw, here's that proof you're too incompetent to find.

As a bonus, here's a thread on a forum from 2013 (you know, from before the musical when everything was nice and peaceful, back when you were all still being little shits to each other in middle and elementary school) discussing this very topic.

But yeah 😂 we're totes makin' it up

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Love to all my sweet wonderful babes !