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If I write a BJ X Reader what one should I start with?

smut prompts

“Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”

“I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”

“You’re not going out in that outfit.”

“Don’t give me that look.”

“You’re more than just a one night stand.”

“Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”

“You want me to give you your book/phone/item back? Make me.”

“Like what you see?”

“Try to stay quiet, understand?”

“We’re in public, you know.”

“I didn’t know you were so sensitive.”

“Dont be so rough. there cant be any marks.”

“I really don’t care. You still look hot and i’m trying not to kiss/fuck you senseless right now.”

“Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop.”

“No, i’m supposed to be making you feel good.”

“Make me.”

“Stop teasing me so much..”

“You’re in trouble now.”

“Take off your clothes.”

“I’m waiting.”

“First one to make a noise loses.”

“Mine.”

“We cant do that here!”

“Behave.”

“What did you just say?”

“Come here.”

“Watch me.”

“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”

“If you cant sleep…then how about we have sex?”

“Put that thing away!”

“Don’t kink shame me.”

“If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”

“I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”

“Tell me what you want.”

“Bite me.”

“If you insist.”

“Could he make you feel as good as i do?”

“You’re n-not ,um, w-wearing anything under that, are you..?”

“Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?”

“You taste like fucking candy.”

“The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.”

“You make a sound and its game over.”

“Just let me finish this/this level and i swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.”

“If i have to stop what i’m doing, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”

“I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”

“I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”

“Were you just masturbating?”

“U-uh..no, i was just..”

“Want some help?”

“Shut up.”

“Why don’t you come over here and make me.”

“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”

“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”

“C’mere, you can sit on my lap until i’m done working.”

“What? Does that feel good?”

“I’m not jealous! its just…you’re mine!”

“If we get caught i’m blaming you.”

“We have to be quiet.”

“Tell me again.”

“You have no idea how much i want you.”

“Say it.”

“If you don’t like my teasing, then why are you moaning?”

“Wow, i didn’t realize you were that…flexible.”

“I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever even met that asshole.”

“You better shut that pretty little mouth before i put it to work, doll.”

“I think thats the first time i’ve heard you moan…it was like a fucking melody.”

“I really want to kiss you right now.”

“Then do it.”

“You’re not taking me to bed. ever.”

“Who said it had to be on the bed?”

“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but i bet behind closed doors she’s latex and whips.”

“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. thats cute.”

“For the love of fuck.”

“Yep, thats me. I love to fuck.”

“How do i look?”

“Would you reconsider if i was sober?”

“I’m sure i can get some kind of sexual gratification just from staring at him if i try hard enough.”

“Don’t fucking touch what is not yours.”

“You don’t need to cover up the bruises/hickeys.”

“I’m not sure if its a sexual thing or not.”

“We’re…..just friends.”

“Friends don’t do this kind of shit!”

“How quickly can you cum?”

“There’s people here.”

“I know.”

“I don’t care what you do just fuck me.”

“Fuck you.”

“I’m up for it if you are.”

“Don’t ruin the sofa.”

“Ill just have to cum inside you then.”

“Stop dancing like that or i’m going to cum in my pants.”

“I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.”

“You cant tease me like that and expect not to be punished.”

“I’m gonna strangle you.”

“Is that a promise?”

“You look a bit tied up, want me to come back later?”

“Stop distracting me.”

“Were you touching yourself?”

“I know they’re just stuffed animals but doesn’t it feel weird? its like they’re watching us.”

“That’s probably the fastest i’ve ever done that.”

“Please, remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?”

“I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.”

“We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”

“It was so worth the injury though!”

“Saddle up doll.”

“Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lip? ‘Cause if you did we’re having sex. Right now.”

“Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.”

“God damnit, now all i can think about right now is you licking my cock like its that ice cream cone.”

“If i have to pull over, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”

“Do you think they can hear us through the tent?”

“Yes we can.”

“What are you doing in my bed?!”

Beetlebabes headcanons because I can’t sleep

Lydia sometimes tries to scare BJ and it usually works everytime.

BJ tries to get Lydia back for scaring him but she rarely jumps when he scares her but sometimes she does because she likes seeing him happy.

Sometimes Lydia sings thinking no one can hear but BJ always hears her and loves hearing her sing.

BJ used to try preparing breakfast for Lydia but after he almost set the kitchen on fire he’s only allow to make her cereal and anything that doesn’t need heating up.

Once Lydia fell asleep on BJ while they were watching Toy story 4 together, he also ended up falling asleep, but woke up shortly after the film had ended, since Lydia was asleep he carried her upstairs to their bed and then get in bed next to her.

BJ woke up the next morning to Lydia hugging him.

Lydia and BJ both never decide on what movie or genre to watch when they have movie nights so they have a jar with the title of a movie and what genre it is, they add to it quite often since they both love movies.

BJ likes to whisper really bad jokes to Lydia while she’s trying to sleep in the end, she doesn’t sleep for over an hour because her and BJ keep each other up by telling each other the worst dad jokes they can think of BJ using starts it but whenever Lydia does it he bursts out laughing because some of her jokes are worse than his.

Lydia is a blanket hog in bed.

BJ got a soda-stream and made fizzy milk, he enjoyed it.

BJ made Lydia try the fizzy milk, she hated it.

Me when antis pop up on my feed

Me when beetleb*bes shippers pop up on my feed

im sorry

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

look at him

just look at him

Thanks but read the post properly

So basically an anti saw my last post and clearly didn't read that I said no one would have a problem with Beetlejuice X Lydia if Lydia and that was my main argument but they clearly ignore that, commented and then blocked me so, I couldn't see the comment so I decided to see what it said in my browser and this is what it said for those who also couldn't see it.

Do not witch hunt or harass this person, I blocked out their name too and I do not condone harassment and if I hear any of you who follow me has done that I will block you.

I'm a musical and movie lover, we love you and I'm sorry you had to deal with that 💚🖤💚

Me: *enjoying the musical's music and my love for the Beetlejuice franchise renews*

Also me: *decides to Tumblr search 'beetlejuicexlydia' to see if I'm not the only one that ships them*

Tumblr: *beetlebabes don't interact*

Me: oh okay. Kind of predicted that. Maybe the beetlebabe shippers are nicer?

Tumblr(beetlebabe's): MUSICAL LOVERS GO AWAY FROM HERE, WE DONT WANT YOU.

Me: 😐 *feels unwanted and alone because both sides don't want me*