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Pookie I'm so sorry to dump this but could I request a musical or movie Beej (i have many nicknames for him) comforting a burnt out s/o plz? My next two weeks about to be so busy with theater stuff and I am not ready to 😭 so if you can tie that in that be awsome but if not dw at all i completely get it- forever in your walls ❤️/p
YES OFC!! anything for you pookie🩷 (fanfic rizz) /p
Beetlejuice x gn reader (sfw)
tw: none
honestly doesnt get it but he knows that humans are weird so just let him know if you need help or space and hes on it
will try to help but hes a goober so yeah
tries to cheer you up and get you back to being peppy and cheerful
will help you out as much as he can if hes able to do so
lots of cuddles and such
doesnt know what to do but brings you food if and when you need it
makes sure you drink water
tries to lighten the load of stress so you can relax a bit and get back on track
Hi there! I’m a huge fan of Musical!Beetlejuice, or all versions of my Bug in general, and I also openly practice witchcraft! Was wondering if maybe I could request a little Drabble about Beetlejuice watching an AFAB!Reader practice some Witchcraft? Maybe a spell or a tarot reading! (: just something real cute :3
YES OMG,, i practice witchcraft too so im happy i get to write abt it in an ask!! sorry if its short im just really tired rn
Beetlejuice x gn reader (sfw)
tw: none
He loves the drawings on the tarot cards
asks you anything he can think of to be annoying /pos
steals buys supplies for you
doesnt really believe in witchcraft but hey, you do so whats the harm in letting you do a reading for him? (he got a vibe check from that reading and never wants to do it again but wont tell you bc hes stubborn asf)
he will put your crystals in his mouth because they look yummy (i cant blame him)
has ingested most every spice you use in your practice
hes like a cat i swear
Still in your walls but now asking for a Beetlejuice with a touchstarved s/o? I mean we all know how touch starved he is and all but that's to touches he's initiated, so with a s/o that goes outta there way for those soft touches instead? I think it'll blow his mind..if he has one. Still cam be sfw can be nsfw whatever vibes just- yush
you gotta leave my walls at some point tbh but you can stay as long as you like just dont make too much noise lol but yes i love writing for beetlejuice so ofc, plus i love the people in my walls soooo
Beetlejuice x GN Reader (slightly suggestive)
tw: if you squint it gets a tiny bit suggestive but its not descriptive
hes shocked to say the least
i mean, you? being nice and giving him sweet touches?
hes losing his mind if thats even possible
yeah hes a horny bastard (/pos) but that doesnt mean he doesnt appreciate (love) the softer attention you give him
soft kisses all over his face are the best in his opinion
loves back scratches btw
honestly hes kinda like a cat, he usually loves affection but on a rare occasion he wants a little bit of space but he communicates that so dont take it personally
loves having his hair played with honestly
100% up for cuddles but that might get a little spicy (idk what youd expect from him lol)
he gets turned on easily so do what you want with that information
will always fall asleep on you first when youre watching movies together late at night
since youre so soft with him he tones down his energy a bit
hiii.. i was wondering if u could do a beetlejuice x masc!reader?? they're kinda hard for me to find-
yes ofc! sorry if its a little ooc, i havent watched beetlejuice in a hot minute
Beetlejuice x masc! reader slightly suggestive
he would mostly treat you the same as everyone else tbh
he would try to be nicer and not play as many crude pranks on you
would absolutely be alot hornier around you though unless its an issue for you, then hed try to be respectful of that
would definently show affection with physical touch but if thatd be an issue for you it would be gift giving
he would totally love to do your favorite activities with you or watch you do them if its something such as knitting
would ask hella questions about what your doing if youre knitting or doing something like that, especially if youre multi-tasking by watching tv
loves to learn about your hobbies
if you like people watching he would 100% do it with you
wouldnt help around the house that much unless you bribed him iykwim
again, sorry if its short and ooc, its been a minute since i watched the movie
If I write a BJ X Reader what one should I start with?
smut prompts
“Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”
“I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”
“You’re not going out in that outfit.”
“Don’t give me that look.”
“You’re more than just a one night stand.”
“Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”
“You want me to give you your book/phone/item back? Make me.”
“Like what you see?”
“Try to stay quiet, understand?”
“We’re in public, you know.”
“I didn’t know you were so sensitive.”
“Dont be so rough. there cant be any marks.”
“I really don’t care. You still look hot and i’m trying not to kiss/fuck you senseless right now.”
“Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop.”
“No, i’m supposed to be making you feel good.”
“Make me.”
“Stop teasing me so much..”
“You’re in trouble now.”
“Take off your clothes.”
“I’m waiting.”
“First one to make a noise loses.”
“Mine.”
“We cant do that here!”
“Behave.”
“What did you just say?”
“Come here.”
“Watch me.”
“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”
“If you cant sleep…then how about we have sex?”
“Put that thing away!”
“Don’t kink shame me.”
“If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”
“I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”
“Tell me what you want.”
“Bite me.”
“If you insist.”
“Could he make you feel as good as i do?”
“You’re n-not ,um, w-wearing anything under that, are you..?”
“Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?”
“You taste like fucking candy.”
“The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.”
“You make a sound and its game over.”
“Just let me finish this/this level and i swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.”
“If i have to stop what i’m doing, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”
“I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”
“I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”
“Were you just masturbating?”
“U-uh..no, i was just..”
“Want some help?”
“Shut up.”
“Why don’t you come over here and make me.”
“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”
“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”
“C’mere, you can sit on my lap until i’m done working.”
“What? Does that feel good?”
“I’m not jealous! its just…you’re mine!”
“If we get caught i’m blaming you.”
“We have to be quiet.”
“Tell me again.”
“You have no idea how much i want you.”
“Say it.”
“If you don’t like my teasing, then why are you moaning?”
“Wow, i didn’t realize you were that…flexible.”
“I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever even met that asshole.”
“You better shut that pretty little mouth before i put it to work, doll.”
“I think thats the first time i’ve heard you moan…it was like a fucking melody.”
“I really want to kiss you right now.”
“Then do it.”
“You’re not taking me to bed. ever.”
“Who said it had to be on the bed?”
“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but i bet behind closed doors she’s latex and whips.”
“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. thats cute.”
“For the love of fuck.”
“Yep, thats me. I love to fuck.”
“How do i look?”
“Would you reconsider if i was sober?”
“I’m sure i can get some kind of sexual gratification just from staring at him if i try hard enough.”
“Don’t fucking touch what is not yours.”
“You don’t need to cover up the bruises/hickeys.”
“I’m not sure if its a sexual thing or not.”
“We’re…..just friends.”
“Friends don’t do this kind of shit!”
“How quickly can you cum?”
“There’s people here.”
“I know.”
“I don’t care what you do just fuck me.”
“Fuck you.”
“I’m up for it if you are.”
“Don’t ruin the sofa.”
“Ill just have to cum inside you then.”
“Stop dancing like that or i’m going to cum in my pants.”
“I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.”
“You cant tease me like that and expect not to be punished.”
“I’m gonna strangle you.”
“Is that a promise?”
“You look a bit tied up, want me to come back later?”
“Stop distracting me.”
“Were you touching yourself?”
“I know they’re just stuffed animals but doesn’t it feel weird? its like they’re watching us.”
“That’s probably the fastest i’ve ever done that.”
“Please, remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?”
“I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.”
“We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”
“It was so worth the injury though!”
“Saddle up doll.”
“Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lip? ‘Cause if you did we’re having sex. Right now.”
“Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.”
“God damnit, now all i can think about right now is you licking my cock like its that ice cream cone.”
“If i have to pull over, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”
“Do you think they can hear us through the tent?”
“Yes we can.”
“What are you doing in my bed?!”