Here's A Controversial Opinion That Really Shouldn't Be:

Shabbat shalom from our Sylvanian Family

The Shabbat set was made out of air dry clay, mostly by my wonderful girlfriend.

remember when we say, "may their memories be a blessing," which we've had to recite an agonizing number of times in these months, it is not passive. this is a part of making those blessed memories reality and keeping their spirits alive with us.

I love that despite the saying "two Jews three opinions" the audacity of a teacup mikvah still brings us together

Chanukah is the time to awaken the hidden light within us, to shine brightly even when the world around us is dark.

Lubavitcher Rebbe

born to say congra-jew-lations, forced to say mazel tov

They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

a hanukkiah bouquet . ݁₊᪥⋆. ݁

my little cousin called my kippah a helmet and i said “yeah it’s to protect me from the ayin hara” and he said “what?” and i said “the evil eye” and he said “oh like the death star” so we’ve established the following:

the death star is the ayin hara

we wear kippot to protect us from the ayin hara, i.e. the death star

oh ok