Saw This In Tel-aviv Yesterday

can’t wait to be blamed regardless of what happens

Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

LMAO I just found out that it’s Stress Awareness week.

Every year Rosh Hashana reminds me that I don't hate red and green together, I just can't stand the relentless omnipresence of it during the four months of Xmas.

Anyway you heard it here first: green and red are Rosh Hashana colors now 🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏

So true queen

When people ask me why I’m converting to Judaism, a year into the entire process of it all, I just mumble “I dunno, just feels like I’ve always been here, been home.”

Then I pause and consider for a minute-

“But mostly because of the challah.”

"you should be at the club" incorrect "you should be at pirate weekend at the renn fair" well this we cannot refute.