Literally Me!!!!!

i think so??

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

a friend of mine ate over fifty mussels in the span of seven minutes and he didn't even know they were called mussels until mussel #39

Achievement Unlocked:

Musselbound

Hey stop hogging them, that's shellfish

the urge to be a silly little goober (just a little scrungly !!) in situations where i cannot be a silly little goober

no they're putting the brain in his head actually see it was empty before and theyre making it all pretty too

@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

i found

What the hell! They can't do this! Get this poor brain scooped kitty for only 85 cents now!

these are two very different images

Yoinks you

thank you my biggest fans. i dont know why the adventures are flavored like salad or why humanity's genuine threat is here but thats just the [tumblr].com experience i guess

ooooohooh ooho yes my posts are doing numbers >:]

must have worked a full shift at the i dont wanna factory

check out this sleepy creature!

Waah! Sleepy creature avoiding responsibilities again? This highly relatable creature is a cat! ✓

HELP WHERE'S THE CAT THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS

he's not jinx and he looks very anxious