if one asks me to say grace im going to be like “uh uh, thank you lord for WoW classic, bob haircuts, picking your nose in the shower, v5 slab, linguistic anthropology, the ancient maya, good sex and fried chicken. amen” i shouldnt be left in charge of religious rites, im too crazy cant take me anywhere!!! xD
stop complaining about the professor because YOU cant walk far and YOU are hungry. YOU are only here cause you wanted an excuse to party in a place you have romanticized preconceived notions about, so shut up. youre a loser, i came here to learn. partying is great, i love partying, but if it is your sole reason for going to a new place, you have some serious rethinking to do.
fighting to urge to grow out my hair very very long again. i know for a fact i look better with shorter hair but i love how long hair looks sometimes
oddly attracted to Philomena Cunk
like jesus christ
freaking out about overdue work like im a professional at it. then i sit down and do it and its not too bad
Really fucked up that you can just inherit complexes from your mother and be fully aware that they're complexes from your mother but still do all that shit
Art by Jean Michel Coriou.