Who Is Kylie Jenner?

hmmm

dental floss if anything

I love eating women out but I don't like the feeling of hair in my mouth. I actually like a bit of hair, just not in my mouth. Any ideas?

Grow up

some idiot in the laundry room is taking up 3 washers and a dryer!!

trying to find his common sense^

its crazy to realize that 80% of my mood is determined by the weather. the most terrible soul crushing stuff can happen in the winter and i am torn apart. but when it happens in the summer and its 75-85 and sunny out im like whatever its too nice out to be sad ^_^

i had a dream that the three graces on my arm continued into an entire back piece of other renaissance art including the rest of Primavera and then the Creation of Adam. I had no idea the tattoo covered my whole back or that it was even on there because, it made sense to me in the dream, I cannot see my back! The tattoo artist just kind of did the rest of it when I was not looking?

“Maybe in between forever and nothing, there's a place for us.”

beep boop homework robot. its 1:30am and i get to go to bed. i started my day at 8:30am. i have had about 6 hours of homework time and 6 hours of class today. in ONE DAY i have talked about and/or worked on the following… passato prossimo, hijras, whatever happened in my discovery class, native american gender frameworks new and old, two spirits, depictions of androgyny and genders beyond man and woman in hinduism and other religions (christianity actually (kind of)), a brief history of muslim tajikistan and their civil war, the difference between fun and pleasure in regards to militia violence, and finally, political unrest in morocco. HOW am i expected to remember all of this… it has been ONE DAY.

freaking out about overdue work like im a professional at it. then i sit down and do it and its not too bad