I Could Not Stop Laughing While Reading This. Poor Bones.

I could not stop laughing while reading this. Poor Bones.

tbh though if i were mccoy i’d be pretty fucking fed up with spock too. imagine you’re a doctor, you dedicate your life to learning how care for hundreds of different life forms and species across the galaxy, and then your wife divorces you, which leads you to enlisting as a doctor for starfleet. this is WAY outside of your comfort zone, you hate adventure and you’d rather be sittin on a porch in the sun with some sweet tea in hand and your daughter on your knee, but you ain’t got nowhere else to go, and who are you if you aren’t a doctor? you’ve dedicated your whole life and so much more to healing. so you enlist, you get assigned to a starship. not your dream job, but if there’s one thing leonard mccoy knows how to do it’s treat patients. and then THIS MEDICAL MARVEL MOTHERFUCKER comes in with his fucked up gene spliced half human half vulcan biology and the rarest most obscure blood type even among vulcans with ZERO precedent for his existence or medical baseline and also happens to be THE WORST PATIENT IN HISTORY. REFUSES to sit still and follow instructions. always making smart ass comments about your silly human emotionalism. you’ll get insane fucking readings and be like “spock i think you’re dying” and the bastard will answer with a straight face “yes. that’s just pon farr.” “can you tell me how to treat it?” “no.” and then just walks out of the fucking sickbay. you’re constantly busting your ass trying to figure out how to keep this human-alien catboy mix’n’match medical nightmare from hell alive and healthy and all you get in return is backhanded compliments from an emotionally stunted fruit. and you can’t even complain about it to your best friend because he’s too busy doodling this obstinate motherfucker’s name all over his notebook while eye-fucking him on the middle of the bridge. hell i’d be an alcoholic too.

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1 year ago
text reads "the complete blue and gold reading list" in front of an image of the blue beetle and booster gold.

NOW WHO EXACTLY ARE THESE CLOWNS?

blue beetle II, aka theodore "ted" kord, was created by steve ditko and first appeared as a backup feature in 1966 in charlton comics' captain atom series. he later got his own short-lived solo, before the charlton heroes were acquired by DC in the mid-80s and integrated into the DC universe via the crisis on infinite earths crossover event. ted had a solo run in the 80s, but is perhaps best known for being a central and founding member of the justice league international, where he met his lifelong best friend booster gold.

booster gold, aka michael jon carter, was created by dan jurgens and first appeared in his 1986 solo series as the first new major character introduced to the post-crisis DC universe. booster soon joined the justice league international, and has since had two really good solos and featured prominently in 52. he's most well known as the fame-hungry time-travelling hero with a heart of gold, as well as the blue beetle's best friend.

together, they're known for being fun-loving heroes, the personification of the 'bwa-ha-ha' era of the justice league, and one of the best friendships in the DC universe.

i've compiled a catalogue of every single comic appearance of both of these characters, as well as highlighting what i consider 'essential' blue & gold reading. each issue is also marked with whether they're both in it, whether/to what degree they interact, content warnings, and my own personal notes (some of which might even be useful to people other than me).

read it, use it, share it with your friends, and please enjoy!

WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND


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2 years ago
They Are Best Friends Ur Honour
They Are Best Friends Ur Honour
They Are Best Friends Ur Honour
They Are Best Friends Ur Honour

they are best friends ur honour

1 year ago

Heads up, I’m posting everything that I saved to my drafts and then forgot about

2 years ago

So who else has seen the Bad Batch S2 trailer.

rb if you're going to fight Filoni if Cody dies

2 years ago

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: it’s more important to know and understand fully why something is harmful than it is to drop everything deemed problematic. It’s performative and does nothing. People wonder why nobody has critical thinking skills and this is part of it because no one knows how to simousltansly critique and consume media. You need to use discernment.

3 years ago

Fucking beautiful

Moms for Liberty cry when ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill gets turned against heterosexual parents
The American conservative “advocates for parental rights in schools” known as Moms for Liberty have been busy working on making sure your children are protected from things like critical race theory (CRT), and any talk about gender identities (and...
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2 years ago

okay I love the energy of witches on here sharing herbs that act as abortifacients and I think it's commendable that you're trying to help but please please please stop. so many of these herbs can cause liver and renal failure. theres a reason we've phased them out in exchange for mifepristone and misoprostal. you are not a chemist nor a doctor nor a licensed abortion provider. if you do not administer these herbs correctly to yourself, you can either get seriously sick or die.

I know that desperate times lead to desperate measures but you do not have to resort to home grown abortion. People have died from home abortions. you will have options. please do not formulate your own abortion.

stop taking medical advice from tumblr.

3 years ago
It's VERY Important Tokoyami, He Swears!!
It's VERY Important Tokoyami, He Swears!!
It's VERY Important Tokoyami, He Swears!!
It's VERY Important Tokoyami, He Swears!!
It's VERY Important Tokoyami, He Swears!!
It's VERY Important Tokoyami, He Swears!!

It's VERY important Tokoyami, he swears!!

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