A Quick Littol Pride Lonk

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

Link crying: w-wh-what’s a car?!?!

The dynamic in Rise between the rest of the team and Leo is. so fucking funny. Because like you've got these three extremely talented individuals who all seem like perfectly reasonable people at first glance, right, but then if you squint hard enough you realize they're actually all batshit insane (affectionate) and the clown boy standing behind them is secretly their common sense.

Clown boy will occasionally put himself and the others in danger to Prove Himself or Prove Someone Wrong (see Minotaur Maze and the movie) but like otherwise... i think people forget Leo's overwhelmingly the voice of reason in most situations?

Raph, Mikey, and Donnie are all incredibly powerful boys with very specific skill sets. They are also, as a direct result of this, the WORST decision-makers on god's green earth lmao. When presented with a problem, Raph will smash, Donnie will blow shit up, and Mikey will razzmatazz. They will all run straight toward death with the same oblivious enthusiasm of a dog about to run straight into a screen door. None of them realize this and all of them think they are Extremely Good At Problem-Solving.

And the guy cursed with the common sense to realize this is literally the LAST person anyone would expect.

When you look closely, the entirety of Rise is actually a chronicle of Leo trying to find new and creative ways to keep this team of superpowered fools alive while simultaneously white-knuckling his Cool Fun Guy persona so the others don't realize he's secretly the Boring Responsible One. Haha, you know what would be Cool and Fun, guys? Not going after the Spine Breaking Bandit lol. Getting home before the sun goes up lol. Evacuating that civilian lol. Not telling the guy dangling me off a roof "you won't, no balls" lol.

The sacred struggle of every iteration of Leonardo is thanklessly wrangling the most trigger-happy siblings in the world, and Rise Leo has not escaped it. He just does an occasional shenanigan to avoid detection and his brothers fall for it every time.

Back to our regularly scheduled daydream plot

anyway here are all my “how did molly figure out he has blood hunter abilities” ideas

the obvious: he’s a sword juggler he had to have cut himself on accident at some point and then accidentally did a blood maledict on a nearby yasha or something

he got into a fight and muscle memory/instincts leftover from lucien took over

at some point he was like “whoever had this body before me had to have gotten all these scars for some reason” and activated his swords out of sheer curiosity

the best option: he was getting one of his tattoos and the artist drew blood and was also going over a painful spot and he freaked out and put Blood Curse of the Eyeless™ on them

Golden Trio cast has dropped!!

why is every op mc webnovel i'm coming across gay as shit? omniscient reader's viewpoint? gay. trash of the count's family? choi han's blushing around cale is sus af. worn and torn newbie?? drake is literally one of the two people mc likes. trapped in a webnovel as a good for nothing?? you dont say you want someone to like you that many times and not have it be gay

They made a small olive and named it Smoliv. A little piggy named Lechonk. Gen 9 is truly blessed.