When You Get Shot But Can’t Pass Up An Opportunity To Be A Dick To Your Brother

Is it an anxiety problem if 90% of your “bad feelings” turn out to have merit

due to (very) popular demand, here’s memes from the perspective of random gotham citizens part 3

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cannot stop thinking about this tweet… AUGH 😭

[in the batcave]

Bruce: [checking off names on a clipboard like a middle-school class trip chaperone] …Jason, Kate, and Duke. That’s everyone. [checks the list again] where’s Tim? It’s unusual for him to be late.

Everyone: [looks around in confusion]

Bruce: [sighs] someone call him

Babs: already calling

[tense silence as the phone rings]

Tim: [on speaker phone] yeah?

Bruce: [immediately] we have a meeting scheduled. Where are you?

Dick: [leans forward towards the phone] are you ok?

Tim: [on speaker phone] shit. Look, I don’t think I’ll be able to make it

Bruce: [tiredly] why not?

Tim: [on speakerphone] uhm… it’s kind of hard to explain

Kate: [smirking] are you on a date?

—in another part of town-

Tim: [glancing to his left where Bernard is watching an abandoned storefront through binoculars, waiting for Batman to emerge from the hideout Bernard concluded must be on this street from an algorithm he made up]

Tim: I-

Tim: I’m not really sure

Vulcans will say the most deep and meaningful shit and people will still say they have no emotions

Like "parted from me and never parted, never and always touching and touched" FUCK OFF YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME

Kill count higher than your salary