You Ever Wake Up From A Dream Amd Immediately Think "well That Was A Bit Heavyhanded"

Bonus:

Homeboy just crossed an entire ocean to suddenly get hit on the head with a steel chair

When you get shot but can’t pass up an opportunity to be a dick to your brother

hades screenshot inspired by @wolfythewitch

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.

Good day. THIS is the energy I want to see from SNW.

This one goes out to all my fellow spirk fans in the trenches this week. This is obviously the canon reason the SNW writers couldn't introduce Jim Kirk to Spock until this episode had occurred.

waxing poetic to my girl

every few months some annoying motherfucker makes a post asking why it's called 'spirk' instead of 'spork' or 'kock' and the short, easy answer is: spirk is already the silly ship name, the og ship name is 'k/s' and the og og ship name is 'the premise', because spirk is a ship so old that it was around before ship names were invented. now never come into my house again.

opened my cupboard for crackers & found this little creature o_o staring at me. what do i do with him