Snoopy Items By Sissi.ceramics

[in the batcave]

Bruce: [checking off names on a clipboard like a middle-school class trip chaperone] …Jason, Kate, and Duke. That’s everyone. [checks the list again] where’s Tim? It’s unusual for him to be late.

Everyone: [looks around in confusion]

Bruce: [sighs] someone call him

Babs: already calling

[tense silence as the phone rings]

Tim: [on speaker phone] yeah?

Bruce: [immediately] we have a meeting scheduled. Where are you?

Dick: [leans forward towards the phone] are you ok?

Tim: [on speaker phone] shit. Look, I don’t think I’ll be able to make it

Bruce: [tiredly] why not?

Tim: [on speakerphone] uhm… it’s kind of hard to explain

Kate: [smirking] are you on a date?

—in another part of town-

Tim: [glancing to his left where Bernard is watching an abandoned storefront through binoculars, waiting for Batman to emerge from the hideout Bernard concluded must be on this street from an algorithm he made up]

Tim: I-

Tim: I’m not really sure

@aneid / sydney smith / unknown / @bakwaaas / @nutnoce / @dearestvita

obsessed with him just sitting there with his coat sprawled all over the steps

​hannibal nbc stimulates all the same parts of my brain as hozier’s lyrics

Vulcans will say the most deep and meaningful shit and people will still say they have no emotions

Like "parted from me and never parted, never and always touching and touched" FUCK OFF YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash

When Fleabag said 'I want someone to tell me how to live my life, because so far I think I've been getting it wrong' it hit too close to home.