INFINITY TRAIN REFERENCE!!!
Also this is soooo cute đđ also the image of bill sneezing with his eye is so funny, and him being such a little shit was very in-character. Great read!
So bill can get drunk, like humans, so does that technically mean he can get sick like humans?? Can you please make either a oneshot or head cannons, with the reader taking care of Bill and he's just like "pft, what? I'm fine, how could me, an Almighty being of chaos get- *just fucking dies*"
A/N: For the sake of the technicalities of Bill's physical form, I'm making the reader be in the nightmare realm.
Warnings: Bill being Bill, fluff, not proofread, alcohol mention
Sick Day
You're sitting on the couch, quiet mornings at the henchmaniac clubhouse are rare and often short-lived. All of the henchmaniacs are preoccupied with trips or activities for the day- all of which are likely excuses to get away from Bill even if it's only for a little while. It's understandable really, he's been a bit more irritable recently.
The only reason you didn't leave was because Bill grew pathetically more disappointed as every single one of his "friends" left the clubhouse.
You sip from a can of interdimensional pit cola as you take advantage of the TV being free for the day to watch whatever mind numbing show about cgi fruits crosses the channel.
Tiny steps tap from the hallway. Bill must've woken up.
He grumbles and mutters random words under his breath, making his way to the kitchen. He sulks and droops, eye half-lidded.
Hm. He's probably still in his feels about the crew leaving for the day.
"Morning." You greet casually.
Bill turns to you and pauses, then his eye rolls back into his socket and turns into a mouth. He breathes in and what you assume is his version of sneezing happens.
Blue goo disperses into the air, coming together to form a bubble that floats up and sticks itself to the ceiling.
Sneezing, grogginess, irritableness, that probably means... "Bill, are you sick?"
Bill floats up and laughs, tone more nasally than usual, "Pft- what? How could me, an almighty being of chaos get-" he sneezes again, falling from the place he's floating and flat onto the ground.
...Guess you know what you're doing today.
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Bill lays in a makeshift pillow fort, bundled in blankets and surrounded by cushions. To put it in nice terms, he's been fussy about this whole thing.
He's been refusing to cover his eye when he sneezes, withholding information about how his kind gets better, throwing the blankets and pillows away from him only to demand you make it "comfier," and outright insulting you.
"Bill, you need to take this medicine. It's a cure for all, it's approved by the Time Health Administration."
"Mm!" He shuts his eye tight and turns away, "No way Jose! You're not tricking me this time!"
"What do you mean this time???" You reach your hand out to touch one of his sides, "You're freezing! C'mon, this'll make you feel better, take it! It even has some alcohol in it, if you drink enough of it you might get drunk!"
"No!" He slaps the spoon you put the medicine on away.
"Ugh, Bill- Stop being such a brat and just drink the damn thing!"
He pulls the blanket over his top angle and tries to hide.
Maybe you need to like baby him or something? Make it fun? Here comes the airplane type stuff????
You look around for an idea or lead on what to do next. What would get this menace to take his damn medicine?
You notice a silly straw in the mess on the living room floor.
Huh, when did this get here?
Whatever. You plop the straw into the medicine bottle and hope it'll work.
"Bill, look! The- the um, straw, it's squiggly and stuff."
"Squiggly?" Bill slowly peeks out of the covers. He takes the medicine bottle from you but hesitates before taking a sip. "Do I really have to..?"
You double take. That's the most sincere sentence you've ever heard Bill Cipher speak.
You do your best to soften your voice to make sure he feels some sort of reassurance, "Yes. Yes, you have to, er, Billy?" Really? Pet names? That's what you're doing now?
Bill narrows his eye at you and snatches the medicine from your hand. He sips from the straw and throws the rest of it back at you. You duck just in time and the medicine hits the walls and spills onto the floor.
Clean-up is not going to be fun...
Bill sinks back into the blankets and continues to shiver. "You. Here." Bill pats the spot next to him. He glares when you raise a brow at him, "Did I stutter? Now! Oh and bring the TV remote while you're at it, doc."
You roll your eyes and scoot next to him with the remote in hand. "You could at least ask nicely."
"Nicely is me not threatening to set you on fire-" He sneezes again and another bubble joins the one already stuck to the ceiling. "Agh! These blankets are useless!"
Bill angrily flops into your lap. You raise your hands up defensively, "What- what are you doing?"
He exhales in frustration, "Stop being selfish and wrap your arms around me! Give me your body heat!"
"I don't think-"
"I could care less about what you think. Do it!" You awkwardly wrap your arms around him, pulling the blanket over the both of you and leaning against the pillow pile that's been made. "Now put something good on TV, I didn't threaten that cable company for nothing."
You put a cartoon on about some train that's infinite. Bill doesn't complain so you assume that it's passable.
The sick triangle laying on you closes his eye, breath slowing and boundless energy diminishing.
You also feel your breath slow, syncing with his. A small nap couldn't hurt...
Bill snuggles deeper into your arms as the hum of a familiar lullaby lulls the two of you to sleep.
Welcome to the blog
My name is Ellie! Iâm currently in college but in my downtime I like to write stupid little fics for my latest obsession - feel free to leave a request, after reading the rules.
if you know me from before, also hereâs my masterlist
Doâs : I will write fluff, angst, nsfw, headcanons, drabbles, full fics, gender-neutral & fem!reader, as well as afab & amab
Donâts : oc x reader(depends), dom!male characters, male!reader, any nsfw that I deem too freaky
QUICK REMINDERS I have the right to not interact with any ask I donât want too, and add rules when I see fit.
Iâll do most nsfw prompts, so if you have an idea you think is really kinky, iâd say still take the chance, just know that I might not respond if I donât fuck with it [anything with barf or scat is too far.]
And I will NOT write dom!male character, I will write dom!female character.
If you donât specify the readers gender, it will just be neutral. This gets trickier with nsfw, I donât have male parts, so the default will be afab.
Also, if the request isnât specifically asking for a fic/drabble/headcanons, iâll just ramble my thoughts in short. Sometimes this doesnât apply if the idea is really to my liking.
Current fixation is gravity falls! This means iâll be loving these requests for the next few months.
GRAVITY FALLS Stanford Pines, Stanley Pines, Bill Cipher, Fiddleford Mcgucket [young]
ADVENTURE TIME Simon Petrikov, Betty Grof, Bubblegum, Marceline, Marcelineâs fuckass dad
UMBRELLA ACADEMY Diego Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves, Luther Hargreeves, Viktor Hargreeves, and Lilah
INSIDE JOB Brett Hand, Reagan Ridley, Gigi, Andre, probably JR ngl
MISCELLANEOUS Benson from Regular Show, Deadpool, Tony Stark, Sidney Prescott
Ive never seen a dom reader x stu marcher before PLEASE BIMBO I NEED IT
Sucking him off, riding him, edging him, face riding him, mommy kink, idc FEED MEâ
-VoxisDaddy
warnings â mommy kink, dom reader, sub stu
summary â Sub!Stu Matcher headcanons/drabble
đă ¤× đđ Stu as a sub would be so clingy, all over you, begging to be punished.
đă ¤× đđ He wants you to beat the shit out of him. Oblige, and heâll be all over you.
đă ¤× đđ Unlike Billy, thereâs not even any deep seated psychological reason for this, heâs just a freak, and he wants you to fuck the hell out of him.
đă ¤× đđ Suck him off until heâs begging for mercy, which he will. But then heâll go back on his word, and beg you to keep going. âCâmon, more! I can take it, mommy I swear!â
đă ¤× đđ He gets a sick kick out of being tortured by you, so donât let him cum for hours. Make his dick pink and runny with pain because heâs needed to cum for just that long.
đă ¤× đđ Ride his face while heâs tied up so he canât even touch himself. Is his face wet from your cum or his tears? Neither of you know.
đă ¤× đđ Heâs be so whiny about what he wanted, as if he deserves it. âMommy, I know I was bad â But I can make it up to you,â Heâd offer.
đă ¤× đđ But he deserves to be punished, which is lucky for him, because he wants to be. Badly.
a/n â Iâll go back to Inside job/Gravity falls in november. But now everyone should send me Bill Loomis and Tate langdon requests⌠yknow if we really wanna talk bout having a mommy kink..
Requesting an nsfw version of the fluff with vox ask from earlier! Reader just soft-domming and taking care of all his needs <3 (fem reader pref)
a/n â oh my god i really like this idea so i hope i did it justice, iâm kinda worried itâs out of character so youâll probably see few little edits here and there.
He appeared at your door more disheveled looking than usual. He stood with his hat crooked and his bow-tie undone in the entrance, waiting to be let in.
âIs everything ok, Vox? You look a littleââÂ
âIâm well aware of how I look, yeah. How long will it take for you to kiss me, already?â His attempt to be confident was in vain, he looked down at his feet while he said it, straightening out his suit jacket and frowning.
You didnât lean in yet, âDid something happen at work?â You knew very well what happened; the usual, the stress of being a CEO of a company had finally caught up to him after a long week.Â
Not to mention whatever Val and Velvette had going on because you doubt it was pleasant to deal with.
âLook, I havenât got all dayââ He started before you shut him up with a kiss because you clearly werenât going to get him to open up. His hands fell on the sides of your arms as your hands rested on his chest.
It didnât take long to get back into the usual routine. Kissing turned into making out, making out turned into palming his dick through and pushing him onto the bed.
He scowled, probably thinking about his suit and how you just wrinkled it with your forceful movements. But there was something else there, like he didnât want to be treated rough.
You picked up on it and straddled his lap before kissing again, this time more tender. Surprisingly he found himself sinking into your lips and gasping softly when your fingers grazed over his pants zipper.
Slowly you pulled his dick out. Soon his other clothes came off too, and this time you were careful not to wrinkle them too much.Â
Vox found the next couple minutes to be strange because it was almost foreign how you were handling him.
Your strokes were gentle and thought out, not too fast and just slow enough to ease him into the mattress.
He didnât even complain or try to take the power back, he was far too tired. Instead he just whined and shut his eyes, âInside, inside pleaâszzâse.âÂ
You temporarily removed your hand from Voxâs cock to position yourself above him, âOf course baby, you deserve it after the day youâve had.â
He looked up at you and moaned quietly, confirming your suspicions. When you sank down on him he whimpered and bucked his hips ever so slightly.
He looked at you, half expecting some string of degrading words thrown at him. Instead you shushed him and took both of his hands in yours, starting to rock your hips back and forth.
âYouâre doing so good for me, baby,â you say, earning a low moan from him as you kiss his hands.
âStopâzzzâstop it,â Vox pleaded looking away from you. He didnât know what to do with all the praise, but at the same time he desperately craved it from you.
âWhy, sweetie? Donât you think you deserve it?â you inquire, humping his cock slightly faster and leaning over too kiss up his body.
âNâno, no Iâsskkââ he buffers and whimpers when he feels your soft lips on his chest.
âSo pretty for me,â you say, moving up towards his neck, âso pretty and good.âÂ
He whimpers uselessly under the praise and makes a pathetic chocked noise when you bite down on the upper part of his shoulders.
ââm notâ bzzâ âm not those thâhhâthings,â he complained, whined slightly as you sought to suck on the bruises you left.
âWho told you that, baby? Because iâm looking at you right now and I think youâre the prettiestââ you move to his upper neck and briefly bite down, âsmartest, most amazing, person iâve ever met.âÂ
He whimpers and throws his head back, the praise did something to him. It contrasted so much with his normal bratty tone it made him wonder what prompted this.
He anxiously awaited more of your words, feeling his cock heat up in your pussy. He didnât want to cum this early though, however your genuine words were making it hard.
You planted a kiss on the bottom of his screen and rocked your pussy down on his cock.
âVox, baby, look at you. So impressive, so talented,â you dragged on, earning a glitched out moan from Vox.
âohgodohgodohâzzzââ he whined pathetically, needing more praise.
As he felt his climax build up, his hands shot to the sides of his screen like they normally do, but this time you caught them.
You kiss all the way up his arm before pinning both of them down on the bed gently, but firmly. His legs shook from you, trying desperately to hold back his release.
âmommyâ moâtsk tskâmommy, please,â his feet kicked out and he pathetically whined loudly for you, your touch, your words, anything.
You shush him and release one of his hands to caress his screen, âYou want mommy to take care of you, baby?â
He nodded frantically. You smiled, you hadnât even asked him to call you âmommyâ tonight, he simply did it. He must have really needed approval.
âMy perfect boy,â you speed up on his cock, âMy beautiful, amazing, good boy.â
He whimpered and arched his back up to you, squirming uselessly.Â
âYouâre so amazing, so good for me,â You coo down at him, humping his dick slightly harder now, âMommyâs so proud of you. Iâm so proud of you, Vox.â
He moaned and threw his head back in the pillows, releasing all sorts of pathetic noises, whimpers and sobs. He was so close to fucking short circuiting under all of your validation.
Despite you being able to hear his moans and glitches, his face was only there every other second, other wise it was a screen that read âerror.â
He squirmed beneath you, bucked his hips up, chasing his orgasm, and finally, came.Â
He gazed up at you with tired eyes. You recognized that he was checked out for the night, and got off of him.
You kiss him on the top of his screen, âiâll take care of everything, sweetie, just close your eyes.âÂ
And he did, under your touch, he went to bed finally feeling appreciated.
a/n â so whatâs funny is i got a soft aftercare with Vox request so iâll be doing that after this
debating posting a fiddleford fic or a Bill fic tonight I dunno..
its impregnate that man monday ladies and gentlemen.
hmmmm if youâre looking for stanford smut requestsâŚ.. maybe expand on ford loving pegging? maybe throw in him getting called pretty boy to really wreck him?
- đŠ anon!
a/n â Yeah, not my best work. But oh well.
warnings â implied Fem dom, dom reader, use of a strap, pegging, sub Ford **NOT PROOFREAD
summary â Reader and Ford try out pegging for the first time.
âAre you sure about this, dear?â Ford queried for the hundredth time that night.
You were almost done setting up with prep, getting ready to slide the first finger in. His weariness was almost laughable, âYes, iâm sure. Are you?â
He looked taken abackâsounded taken aback, as he was already on fours for you. âWhat? Yes! Of course, Iâ Iâve been looking forward to this all week.â
Itâs almost cute how unsure of himself he could still be, despite everything heâs been through. Itâs in vulnerable moments like this you catch a glimpse of the insecure boy he once was. You try to call him down.
âSo have I, babyââ the pet name was well received, ââbut you can relax. Iâm gonna take good care of you.â
Your finger slipped into his asshole with ease because of the lubricant, and he shifted uneasily. âIt might feel weird at firstâ But just get ready, sweetheart.â
âRight. Yes. Of course,â was his short response.
You worked on loosening him up for a little bit before you must have hit a spot he liked, because he sucked in a breath, âOh.â
Gaining confidence, you kept moving. Twisting your fingers in and out, drawing soft moans from Ford.
Finally, his voice wavered, âPlease.â
You took that as your queue, slipping your fingers out and replacing them with your strap.Â
âBrace yourself,â You say as you slide into him, drawing out a whimper of approval from Ford. âGood, good.â You praise absentmindedly, beginning to find a pace.
You steady yourself and move inside him, not too fast, but not annoyingly slow.Â
âM-more,â Ford mutters, âPlease, loveââ
So you speed up, and you begin to drive deeper into him. First your pace unsteady, but once you find a good place, Fords legs begin to shake. His breath hitches and he gasps for the sheets, groaning slightly.
You go on like that for a little bit, before deciding to, once again, lift your pace.
Ford whines your name.Â
âYouâre doing so good, sweet boy,â You thrust into him, âSo well behaved, so perfect.â
He whimpers into the pillow, mumbling incoherently.
âAnd so pretty,â you add on, drawing out a long raspy whine from Ford.
âAhâ Y/n, dear lordââ He whines, âClose, âm so very close.â
You drill into him now, daring him to reach his limit, a challenge he seems to gratefully accept.
âAnytime you want, sweet boy.âÂ
His breathing gets ragged, back arching with every thrust, and with one final whimper he releases, before collapsing onto the mattress.
You lay there with him for a few moments after ford flips onto his back.Â
âWanna get cleaned up?â You propose.
He breathes, âI thinkââ a huff ââIf we want to get full use out of the strap then⌠maybe a second round would be.. most productive.â
some bill/billford sketches from when i was on the plane yesterday (including my human!bill design :)
tumblr butchered the quality :/
OOOOUHHHH GIRLLLL DONâT PLAYYY⌠this is MY typa shit.
Thoughts on milking Shadow Milk through his ass instead of riding him?
GET THE STRAP! GET THE STRAP
His reaction? At first, itâs pure mockery. His usual cocky, dramatic selfâgrinning wide, tossing his jester hat aside, pacing in a slow circle around you like youâve just brought him a toy. "Ohhh~? Whatâs this, sweetheart? Planning on topping me tonight?"
He laughsâlow, sharp, confident. But thereâs a waver to it. Because even as heâs teasing, his eyes keep darting to the strap. The size. The intention. The fact that youâre serious.
Smut incoming/ MDNI
So now heâs already lying there, dramatic as everâhead tilted back against the pillows, legs lazily parted, chest rising and falling with slow, expectant breaths, and his lips curve into that familiar sharp grin. "Oh? So now youâre going to worship me first? I knew you couldnât resist." Heâs cocky. Smirking. Mocking you even as your fingers slide between his legs.
But the moment you touch himâproperly, with care, with purposeâhis voice catches. Just a little. His lashes flutter. And that grin? It wavers. "Nnghh⌠Iâ I was only teasing, you knowâ" You feel him tense under you. You press in deeper. Stroke over that tight ring of muscle, slow and teasing, coated in slick lube or your own spitâanything to make the glide smooth, comforting, perfect. He gasps. Bites his lip. His hips twitch against your hand. And now heâs trying to pretend heâs not into it."Y-youâre⌠hah⌠really taking your time, arenât you? How generous of youânnnghhâtchâŚ" Heâs a mess. Clenching around your fingers, squirming under your hand. "moreâgive me another oneâŚ" Trying to mask the way his hips are starting to roll down against your hand, seeking more. And thatâs when you stop.You curl your finger just right, hit that sweet spot one more time, and thenâPull out.
Not roughly. Delicately. Teasingly. Cruelly slow.
"Ah ahâYou think you can tell me what you want?" Heâs trying to save faceâjust barely. His lips twitch in a half-smile, something strained and shaky. He wants to pretend he's still in control. "Aha⌠youâre being rather stern, arenât you? I only meant to suggestâ" Your grip closes around him. Firm. Tight. Your hand closes around his cock in warning. Enough to make him jerk, breath catching in his throat. His eyes go wideâlashes flutteringâhis voice cutting off with a strangled, high-pitched breath. "Hhâ!" You lean in close, breath ghosting over his cheek, your tone low and sharp like silk-wrapped steel: "I said. You donât tell me what you want." You give him a slow, deliberate pump in your gripâenough to make his thighs tense and a sweet, helpless whimper catch in his throat. "If you beg before I tell you to, Iâll stop." "If you demand again, I wonât touch you at all."
Those words ring in his brain. And you squeezeâonce. A reminder. A promise. His head tips back, breathless. His fingers curl in the sheets. You feel him throb in your hand, shivering under your control. "Y-you drive a hard bargain," he breathes, voice cracked but giddy beneath the heat. "But Iâll behaveâŚPlease."
Heâs panting now, jaw tight, shoulders tremblingâabsolutely owned by the feel of your hand on him, and the knowledge that youâre in control of everything.
...
You guide him with careâhands still firm on his thighs, holding him open as you position yourself. The strap brushes against his entrance, slick and warm, and you feel his breath catch. His hands grip the sheets. "Ngh⌠waitâw-waitâ"
But heâs not telling you to stop. Heâs just overwhelmed. Already.
You smile. "Breathe," you murmur against his ear. "You said you could take it. Were you lying?" And oh, the way he shivers under that. The way his lashes flutter, and his lips part in a soundless, whimpering little gasp. "N-no. I wasnât⌠IâI canâŚ" So you press in, slowly, carefully. Until the tip slips past that delicate ring of muscle, and his whole body arches.
"Hhahâ!" You donât stop. Not yet. You rock in with slow, deliberate pressureâinch by inch, letting him feel every second of it.
"Ahhhâs-so fullâso⌠ohhhâŚ" You bottom out with a final push, your hips flush against his. His breath stutters in his throat. His thighs tremble. Heâs quivering, his body clenching sweetly around you as if trying to adjust and beg for more all at once.
You pause. Let him feel it. Let him tremble. Let him want.
And then you start to move. Rhythmic. Slow. Deep.
Your hands pin his hips in place, guiding the paceânot letting him escape, not letting him rush. His breath comes in short, high whines, his voice soft and broken:
"Nghh⌠ngh⌠s-so good, Iâitâs too muchâŚ" "No," you breathe against his throat. "This is what you begged for."
He moansâquiet, strangledâhis fingers curling tight around your wrist, pleading for more even as his body struggles to handle it.
You adjust your angle. You thrust againâdeeper, this time. You hit it." That spot.
And he breaks. "Hh-AHHâ!" His back arches, his whole body tenses around you, "T-thatâagainâpleaseâagainâ" You slam back in. Over and over, steady, deep, mercilessâbut not cruel. Claiming. Worshipful. "You're so tight," you whisper. "You take it so well⌠look at you. My perfect little thing." He can't speak anymore. Just moans. Just gasps.
Shadow Milk CookieâMaster of Mischiefâhas been reduced to your soft, gasping, needy puppet.
His thighs are shaking. His breath is shallow, stuttering out in hitched gasps. You feel the way his body tightens, writhes, pulls you in with every roll of your hips. "A-ahhhânnngh, IâI canâtâ" "Yes you can," you purr. "Be good for me. Let go."
And thenâYou grab him. Wrap your hand around his throbbing cock in a firm, practiced gripâstroking in time with your thrusts. And his entire body convulsed. His head snaps back, lips parted in a loud, broken moan that echoes off the walls. Then he cums...
Hard. Messy.
Rope after rope spilling over your hand, over his stomach, his voice trembling as he whimpers through the high. His chest heaves, flushed and slick, legs weak and twitching. "Nnnnhh... o-ohhh⌠oh witches..." He shudders, soft, overwhelmed gasps escaping him even after he finishesâhis body still twitching around the strap buried deep inside him, clenching rhythmically in the aftershocks. You stay buried inside, holding him close as he melts into you, the last remnants of his pride dribbling away with every gentle breath. And when you lean down, kiss his temple, whisper,
"You did so well for me."
He just nods, eyes lidded. voice gone, and completely yours.
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WHO MADE THAT MESS? YOU DID KIIIING, I MADE THAT MESS? YES KINGGG!!!