Me. Too.

What's your current draft list if you don't mind the question?

(glas you're back to writing btw!)

Thanks for asking! currently working on

dom!Lila headcanons (umbrella academy) and Bill Cipher nsfw bc I want that fat fuck so bad

Starting off really strong with smut someone request fluff soon 💔

We don't know a lot about how Bill's species reproduces so breeding kink could be really confusing for all parties involves. Exhibit A: Bill w/ partner that ids as female and has a uterus. He attempts dirty talk along the lines of "If we keep this up I'm gonna make you a daddy!" and they're like wait what

HAHAHAHA NO STOP, THATS SO FUNNY. Bill drops that line and the reader just stops what they’re doing for a second and is like, “..what?” In all seriousness though, you’re so right, it would be so confusing.

Honestly, I don’t imagine Bill’s geometrical species reproduce even CLOSE to how humans do. That’s one of the reasons I don’t think a breeding kink would be very probable, but I guess if we’re just having fun, maybe that’s what makes him interested in the whole process of like “human procreation.” Which might lead him to get a few facts wrong!

We need more fat (not the twink one) human bill cipher x reader fics

GOD I LOVE YOU CANON BILL

How ya doing, Bimbo?

i’m doing okay! haven’t been on tumblr for eons and eons but, i wanted to check in so… here I am. I just went on a huge search for my old fics—everyone has wanted them back for literal months—and i found a BULK of them. Might make a masterlist or something!

In other news, i’ve been watching moral orel… yall KNOW clay puppington is my type.

My dear!

While yes, deleting your blog was sudden, but what you felt was completely valid! I'm just so honestly glad and relieved that you're okay! And I get it too, it's stressful, there's eyes on you, and it can be pressuring. Plus, having to do content that you're not into anymore? Yeah, I get it.

I'm sorry that you're going through a rough patch at the moment, but know that I'm sending good vibes your way and genuinely hoping that things start to look up.

- 🍆 anon

(and just letting you know, I did start my own blog now! I'm trying to expand on my previous asks + new ideas.)

oh my god, my old friend penis anon 😖🙏 Stop you all have been so nice about this, it’s so sweet.

I’m feeling slightly better lately, and i’m really glad you understand! Also whatttt, new blog? Drop the @ babes 💕

ELLIE???? OMG???? UR BACK !!!!!! I MISSED U !!!!!! how r u feeling?? ♥️

HIIIIII OMG STOPPPP I MISSED YOUU!!!!!!!! I’ve been feeling better lately but i’m gonna be real my month of rest and relaxation was not very restful - the fanfic writer curse is real, things have been hectic! It definitely made me appreciate doing things that make me happy though, so yes i’m back! 😁 omg stop thanks for askingggg 💕💕

Fiddle on his Ford till I McGucket

this is the answer i was looking for

ROSE W!!!

quick life update. guys. i have a girlfriend after liking her for literal months i am LIVING THE WLW DREAM GUYS I AM LOSING IT AUAGEHEJEJHEE I AM SO HAPPY SHES THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IVE EVER SEEN I CANT BELIEVE IT WORKED OUR

no one talks about this enough please

*ahem*

Sub-top!Silco.

Thank you for your attention.

and as per usual, the question stands… would he call you mommy?