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Are you gay :)

Nope

im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes

This is My Boss

I walk to get my paycheck and of course she asks that I'm not late today... Biiiitch you don't pay me enough to be on time. Then she asked are you tired, I can tell cause your eyes are low. No hoe I'm high as fuck. I can't talk to your ass sober

Doctors and scientists said that breaking the four-minute mile was impossible, that one would die in the attempt. Thus, when I got up from the track after collapsing at the finish line, I figured I was dead. — Roger Bannister

Well this explains a few failures in my life... yet i shall not stop

Having a midnight snack is bad for your brain. Scientists experimented with mice and found that just by feeding them at the wrong times, their entire systems were disrupted. The study showed that misaligned eating patterns can ultimately mess with the brain’s ability to form memories and learn new tasks. Source

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