Bigwideblue74 - Ballad Of The Ignorance

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Years ago on a distant ocean roamed a vicious pirate named Captain Warhol but people called him walle for short. Captain walle traveled the sea robbing villages and stealling treasures for years. He sometimes even took people to be workers on his ship. As time passed Captain Walle began to feel terribly lonely. He didn't know why he was always surrounded by his crew mates so why be lonely.  He noticed that some of the workers on the ship seemed to be happy eveb though they constantly had to work hard. One day he forced a crew member to explain this unknown reason for happiness. The the crew mate exolained they are happy because they have friendship. The friendship allows them to be happy  even though they are burdened with so much work. The Captain now realized the reason for his loneliness. To truly feel happy he needed to make friends with crew members. And so he became friends with the whole crew making him into one of the most friendly pirates ever to live. Captain Walle was finally able to experience the greatest treasure of all the treasure of friendship

This is My Boss

I walk to get my paycheck and of course she asks that I'm not late today... Biiiitch you don't pay me enough to be on time. Then she asked are you tired, I can tell cause your eyes are low. No hoe I'm high as fuck. I can't talk to your ass sober

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Doctors and scientists said that breaking the four-minute mile was impossible, that one would die in the attempt. Thus, when I got up from the track after collapsing at the finish line, I figured I was dead. — Roger Bannister

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