It Is No Longer My Birthday, Happy Birthday Hlvrai

ok so like I know I’m a primarily half life blog but like,,I rewatched this episode recently so I whipped up something quick :’ uhh season 6 episode 2 :]

#WATCHED THE WHOLE 5 HOURS BABY!!!!!!! #MY CHEST HURTS IM SO HAPPY

I SURVIVED THE HLVRAI 2 BAIT AND SWITCH OF 2023 AND THE BRBAVRAI BAIT AND SWITCH OF 2023

Finally, here’s the trailer! It should be coming out this winter/next spring depending on how editing goes ;)

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Gordon the archivist- *gnome runs past me*

what the fuck

BIRBMACHINE HOLY SHIT I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE MEXICAN TOO???? /POS

YES YES I AM!!! OH EM GEE TWINSIES!!!!!! WHATS UP MY BROTHER !!!!

HL2VRAI TRAILER ANALYSIS

"Friday, July 6th, 2040" - The science team has been left in the game for 20 years, since the original series took place in 2020 according to Dr. Coomer. This likely means that the ACAB stream and cast commentary are both non-canon.

The party was for Tommy's 37th birthday, meaning he is now 57 years old. Our beautiful baby boy has grown up so fast. This starting sequence has original backing music too, which uses the melody that both Passport Guardian and Gnome Regrets also share.

Does Bubby replace Kleiner in this universe?

what

Dr. Coomer hasn't changed model, BUT

This is definitely GMan giving his job to Tommy (which I predicted hooray for me), so it is possible for the AI to change models, meaning Bubby = Kleiner isn't out of the question.

Finally, the release date switches between 2024 and 2025, meaning we might have to wait, at most, two years for hl2vrai.

All of these still don't account for Benrey, and while we still haven't seen him since he died in canon, I think Wayne has made it pretty clear that he can return. And still no sign of Emmet Calhoun

I don't know what this thing is someone please help me

Let me know if there's anything I missed! Also yes I know that I said the science team wasn't coming back I know I was wrong I know but please please spare me I was wrong but I was just saying what I wanted to happen there's probably going to be a mix of new and old characters if I had to guess but please for the love of god let me live I'm sorry

are you normal or do you celebrate ur ocs birthdays? Anyways happy birthday to this freak, ze can go to kindergarten now!!

POV: AM when he's bored after the other four humans died