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Going outside: Me arround people VS me with arround cat
what if i… destroy london… with a giant ass robot…?? ah ha, just kidding.. unless..?
APOLLO JUSTICE!!!
I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.
Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch
Mario:
Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-
Mario: You’re married??
Doctor Mario:
Doctor Mario: You’re not????
Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????
Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!
Mario:
Doctor Mario:
Mario: WHO’S TONY??????
Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????
Adorable murder weapon
A quote from Bee & Puppycat.
@kenziecoffman & @theothecat5 | TW
i know i’ve said this a million literal times but whoever canceled this design: fuck you
and call it family bonding