Latest Posts by bird-mayhaps - Page 2

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

I hate when I finish fics and then suffer because I have to go find a new one that I can get obsessed with again. it's a vicious cycle.

i qwant an mha au where instead of endeavour being an asshole to everyone he was actually a really good father, at least to shoto (took me a minute to realise I can only call him that cis they're all todoraki) . like I get it doesn't fit his character, at least not in early seasons but I really want to know how it would affect the story.

if a werewolf got bit by a vampire but the werewolf was human at the time they were bit like it was day or whatever would they be like a bloodhound werewolf?

so like you know how aliens always have powers and stuff but humans don't. hear me out. they do. like something we can do or be taught that aliens can't cos like. there has to be some form of alien that can't go in water or can't lift heavy stuff or can't do other things that humans can

fae rules questions

if I bring a pack lunch to the fae world can I still eat it? this is a very much needed question

like does my sandwich become magic? is my apple suddenly an immortal apple that traps me in a different world? what about my water?

on a separate note would you be able to drink you're own sweat? like it sound absolutely disgusting and not healthy? but would I still get trapped?

hes like a child whos been given something precious

HE’S SO FUCKEN ADORKABLE AUGDHXUSUAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!?????!??!!???

so is it just me or does lute in hazbin hotel fly like those butterfly/fairy launcher things from near everyone's childhood in the hell is forever song?

these things that you'd press a button or pull a string and it'd fly up and come down in spins

right so you know how only some people can see the dragons and you can ride them in botw. hear me out does this mean some random like rito or something might see link on naydra or dinral or whatever and just be so fucking confused

imagine being a terrifying dragon but then your mother/father dragon shows the town folks pictures of you as a baby dragon and now they aren't scared anymore

i think the saddest thing about a character dying in another characters arms is the fact that eventually they have to let go no matter how much that means leaving their fallen friend behind no matter how much it hurts or makes them want to switch places and that they can still feel the cold emptiness of their arms years later

cdo vampires need to drink blood cos their heart doesn't produce their own anymore so the blood they drink flows through there veins?

cos like think about it, they're undead, no beating heart but their body would still need blood so is that how they get it?

back on the issue with link and rauru not getting another attention that Is platonic, there's so much potential for it

like they have everything else but I've seen no feral goblin and goat man (or a feral rauru that like is feral but has turned into formal goat man but is also slowly becoming goblin) fanart/fics that are platonic and it upsets me lol

okay hear me out

link would totally dye his hair with the different flowers and stuff he finds

like one day he would walk into hateno with blue hair from some blue nightshades AND HE WOULD GLOW IN THE DARK OMG I NEED TO TRY AND DRAW THIS

what if every single race in hyrule swapped. like instead of sidion for xoras domain you'd have head of guard teba who is good at spear throwing, or in goron City you would have chief riju and the best blacksmith bulira (I can't spell her name) and in rito village you would have sidon the chiefs son. I just think it would be brill

do you reckon link can't pet dogs in botw because he doesn't remember that they like being pet?

cos like at least tp link can pick them up (he smiles when he does it's really cute)

just had a thought

bote/totk should add a little thing where if you hit a dog at a stable or just in general the people in the stable, village, etc won't sell anything to you for like five minutes or something

is the fact like can do those dive chalange things kind of meaning that he would be a zonai "youth" cos the construct said it was for "zonai youths to show their courage and enter adulthood" and to be honest they can likely tell link is technically in his hundred so when do the zonai consider one at the age of an adult? or is it like judged on the things they've done?

Just had a random thought that link bringing those crystal thingies to the shrines is sort of like him bringing them to rauru which is somewhat like a child bringing a rock to their parent and the parent just puts it in the pocket.

this is what the flu thoughts consist of

you ever just want all your favourite characters to have the best life possible BUT also want then to go through as much trauma as possible or just me?

so totk spoilers just for those who haven't played

so yyou know how zelda is the dragon cos she ate the secret stone? and how ganondorf did the same? does that mean the other dragons who are meant to be messangers of the god did the same? like they ate the stone so they could always exist as the contact between hylians and goddesses

i like to imagine when the champions first formed in botw they all got each other a gift and this comes from the fact that links paraglider in that game had the rito symbol on it and that's it but this is now my favourite head canon

imagine having like an alien friend who doesn't full understand how human friendships work when you make jokes about hating yourself and he like really concerned and just start saying shit like "I care about you" which is normal but then imagine it in public like a park and they just scream "I CARE ABOUT YOU"

Penn is just kass in disguise. I have no evidence or reason why but I believe it with my whole being cos where else could kass have gone

anyone else with glasses get eye strain from the glasses and then take the glasses of only to get eye strain from not having glasses on? or is that just me

So I was talking to a friend last night and we got on the topic of the demigods dying and stuff and I asked them "do you think chiron would do the ancient Greek tradition of the drachma in the mouth thing"

and then I started thinking, would Mr d do that to cos he does care somewhat, and that kept me up last night and I have made this into a headcannon of mine

(Plus I now have a belief chiron sometimes accidentally calls one of the demi gods an old hero's name or something accidentally)

Im still sad we didn't get more link and rauru moments like imagine if you could walk around hyrule and he would just appear it you stood in one place for a certain amount of time and he would just be there. it would be brilliant but no we didn't and that makes me really annoyed

just watched the new spider man and am now bi sexual,and I'm gonna say it now it was the fucking HAIR like why was the hair making them so god damn attractive

right so you know how only some people can see the dragons and you can ride them in botw. hear me out does this mean some random like rito or something might see link on naydra or dinral or whatever and just be so fucking confused

right so I haven't found kogha in the depths yet but have seen it ANY WAY does this mean he has known about zonai tech since botw because if so that means that he (and the other yigas) have studied the tech for like 5 ish years so no wonder he knows how to put it together AND people say the shiekah had much more experience but the yiga branched of to continue useing there knowledge after they were all exiled or something like that so no wonder they knew how to put it all together