Can You Not Use Your. Uh. Backup?

So yall apparently I was good at teaching but too soft on the kids for the first day.. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ACT?! YELL AT THEM FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING?!

public service announcement for all skk and skk-adjacent writers out there:

it may be very tempting to go from Dazai calling Chuuya "petit mafia" (like some translations I can't find right now do) to an endearing pet name like using the French possessive form and get "mon petit mafia". HOWEVER, that string of words makes absolutely no sense in French:

The word "mafia" is feminine, so it should be "ma petite mafia" (my little mafia [organization])

"mafia" only refers to the group/organization, so unless you want Dazai to refer to Chuuya as his own mafia (which you could), the French translation of "mafioso" is "mafieux" (masc) or "mafieuse" (fem), for "mon petit mafieux" (my little mafioso), but you could also use mafioso as-is as the original Italian word.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk 👍

I can literally feel the thoughts bubbling in my head like a cursed soup

said friend and i met on a rp forum btw 💔

one of my online friends from when i was rlllly young just sent me an email a few weeks ago for the first time in years and they were showing me marriage photos. very nice old friend!!! but i was so surprised they remembered me lmaooo

nowhere else on the internet can you get content like this

Most embarrassing day ever I've been on a Sailor Moon like. music repeat for the past few days and I was working but I was playing moonlight denetsu on my computer before that so I opened my computer and ALL OF THE STUDENTS HEARD THE MOST RECOGNIZABLE MAGICAL GIRL THEME SONG STARTER EVER. I got told I was 'probably a little too old for that show' by one of them

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

Mami wears an unknown Angelic Pretty op in red/ bordeaux x off-white.

Example image via this old auctions listing.

Lily Tabacci from Lily's Well

this one will be fun :)

Idk if I sent u this b4 but I like this pic of my dog sitting in cardboard. He looks like he's committed crimes

PLSSSS HE LOOKS LIKE HES BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS